Unk and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Unk and Ted's Excellent Adventure

The following transcript was recorded on June 6, 1990, at about 10:00 am, by Kumquoto:

#1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) you going camping with fil? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) no....me and coll were going to share a tent waaaaay back in november...but things change obviously #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) Oh, sorry to hear. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahahahahahah...man u r STRANGE #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) I try. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hey sup with breck havent seenher since may #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) i guess she's got no pw this month. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) you know her?] #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmmm..yeah indirectly...shes knows who i am butcant figure it out hahahahahaha..yeh why?
Breck's real name
was Cindy. Her
brother Bob was
Logray. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) why whats wrong with cindy? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh cuz we're the easton sect of madagascar... #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) nothing wrong with her... #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yeah i know...she lives in easton....u do , i do and so does her bro logray #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) havn't seen him around. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) bob and i will graduate together this sunday fro prep #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) if you're lucky. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) u bet. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) top of your class? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) bottom..my name is mud there...me im the class trouble maker #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) ted... mud... yeah sounds similar. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) cause i didnt agree with the administration #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) about what? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) everything #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) like? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmmm...dress code considering blacks could have fades but whites couldnt grow long hair......blacks could where these clocks and things but whites could where jewlry like an earing #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) not that di want an earing but i thought it was an issue....i fought for the rest of the class just for the sake of argument' #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oooh you're so patriotic, love that bill of rights. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nah no patroiot....trouble maker...i thrive in making adults and auhorites squirm #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) next time you get ulled over by a cop ask him for his badge number and name...he has to give it to you if u ask by law,,,,but lokk at him squirm when u ask...hell think hes done sumthin wrong...and then u have contr #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ol #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) not a good idea in easton, he might actually ticket ya if ya act up... although i still think easton cops aren't taught how to write tickets. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) "I'm just gonna give you a warning today, sir" #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nah i know all the easton cops onnaa first name basis..they re a bunch of the most sherrif like cops i ever seen,,,,,just dont do it again #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) (and then grab a donut... tickets just take so damn long to write out) #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahaahahhaahhhhhhahahhaah #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) verbal warnings thepd;'s spoecialty
Ok, I know this
story sounds like
something Ted
might have made
up, but it really
happened. I
totalled the car
and destroyed the
telephone pole,
and a policeman
gave me a written
warning for
"making an
illegal turn." (I
was ok. The crash
happened right
across the street
from a chiro-
practor's office.) #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hey, i drove through a telephone pole and wiped out power to several streets, and they "warned" me not to do it again. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) "no shit" #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) haaahahhahhahhha thats weird #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) we haven't met, have we? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i dont belive although we could have #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) I didn't think so. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) u seen colleen right? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) Nope. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) I don't think so. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) no...oh..heh...<snicker> oh well i was inna vcoll ridiculing mood #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ohu met cindy eh? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yeah. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmmm...... too bad shes not the same on ddial as she used to be <her brother used to get a hold of her pw/> #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) what do you mean? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) he used to come on as breck and say "does any one want to know my measurements?/" #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bah. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) that's nasty. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yep. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) bob's a dick #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) i haven't met him. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ah..u know cin's last name? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yeah. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) paccelli <sp?> #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) close. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) why, you gonna start harassing her too now? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nah shes a sweet kid #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yer bros a dick #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) leave her alone. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) my bro? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i only started with anne ause herdad bugged my girlfreinds parentsand told them that i was a trouble maker cause i was seeing anne and aud at the same time... #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) well were you? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) y=h #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh her bro. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) as i said - i haven't met him. --> #2 Login #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) ooh a login #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmm not really....me n anne kissed afew times..then i told her i couldnt do this and she said why not its not hurtin anyone....and she would get upset if i dinna want to see her -->. + #2 #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hello 2 #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh you're such the gentleman #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hi 2. #2(T1:UNK) hi guys' #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yeah i know...not really just a sucker for a sad story #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) another eastoner!
As a cosysop, I
had the ability to
/v a non-member
to allow him to
chat longer.
Without the /v,
non-members would
be cut off after
just a few
minutes. /v2 --> Done #2[T1:UNK) who?> me? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) sure, why not? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) colleens a really sweet girl i just ish we could still talk /p7 well maybe you could if you hadn't been so nasty. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) an unoffical eastonite #2[T1:UNK) yeah, i am, im also a house killer, plant stomper, and pool hopper #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) and all at the age of 12. #2[T1:UNK) yea! ill be 13 soon tho #2[T1:UNK) B-52's #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) it's the Easton convention here on madagascar. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nah she was nasty first...and howdo u know i was nasty..i really wasnt that nast to colleen..i p[layed the poor innocent type that time /p7 you told me a coupla days ago you were nasty to her, "detstroyed her rep" i think you said #2[T1:UNK) i've been V'ed!! ooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooooo (heh) #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) poll hopping now theres a summer tiem occupation! #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) congrats, unk. #2[T1:UNK) yes, and also we piss in tghe pools and throwe plants in them.. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) poll hopping is a november activity. #2[T1:UNK) no.. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) oh yahbut i found out her rep was already slut heaven anyway...and thats after she tpold me she never would speak to me again #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) well that's not nice. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) kids. /p7 because you did what? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heheheh try shiitn i them...one o the peole i went with did #2[T1:UNK) well then its still POTTED PLANT SEASON !! but easton SUCKS for it #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) easton has plenty of potted plants P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i lied to her /p7 so what else is new? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #2[T1:UNK) i no..
"Sodie run" meant
he was going to
get a soda. "BRB"
meant he'd be
right back. #2[T1:UNK) Sodie run, BRB #2[T1:UNK) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah were out of grape crush #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) he's always making those sodie runs, and at 10 am too... not even! P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) well i guess she was really sensative to being lied to although the lie was insignificant....it just pissed her off /p7 and what was it? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hey 12 year old why aren't you in school? #2[T1:UNK) i love sodie..any ST users here? #2[T1:UNK) im on vacation #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) Not I. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh, vacation. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) from where? #2[T1:UNK) UNQUOWA school..spitoo #2[T1:UNK) i thinks i failed 7th grade #2[T1:UNK) Sodie run, BRB #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) again? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) well i figured she wouldnt want to go out with me for who i am ...o i dressed and acted different to go out with her..she thinks i lied about being suicidal cause i wouldnt sho her my scars, an when i did,,,she P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ddint really care /p7 well scars don't always impress peo-le, you know. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) in all actuality she was rather mean to me...but i love her to bits /p7 LITTLE BITS. #2[T1:UNK) gatorade and grape sodie #2[T1:UNK) 56 ounce gatorade #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) gee. #2[T1:UNK) not enough? oh. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) well SHE wanted to see them...and she was impressed by the sacrs,,,,kinda but she was just really acting like i was an asshole when she h=ad tried the same thing /p7 she tried to show you her scars? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) little tits litte bits heh sam thing P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ah i saw em..they wee healed well tho.....saw her tatoo too #2[T1:UNK) doritos, payday candy bars, skittles, gatorade and grape sodie for breakfats. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hey don't you have a parent or babysitter or something to feed you right? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) god, little kids sure eat a lot of junk #2[T1:UNK) no. i eat what i wants and i dont get fat either. 81 pounds P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) god i hate saying this but i think im a dumb ass..i still have feelings for her right now.....used to love to get hugs from her #2[T1:UNK) BRB..:D #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) unk can't sit still. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) it's all that sugar he's intaking. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahahahahah #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) so who else on madagascar is from easton? #2[T1:UNK) i am back, i put back tyhe grape soda, it looked stupid. #2[T1:UNK) im a sucky speler #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) well looks aren't everything, right ted? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ah yes dont drink that stupidgrape soda #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) mh is an eastonite. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahahahah P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) whats the mad hackerlike? /p7 nice guy. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hes a real dick to me /p7 yeah but then so is eveyryone else. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #2[T1:UNK) sly blue=asshole?? excalibur=dont trust?? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) where you get this info? #2[T1:UNK) me.
I would sometimes
tell people that
"Kumquoto" was
from the Latin com
quota, meaning
"with many," or
"among friends,"
but really it was
just a nonsense
word my cousin
made up. It was
also easily
corrupted into
rather obscene
variations,
eventually leading
to the classic
exclamation, "Shut
up, kumsh0t, just
shut the fuck up!" #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh. #2[T1:UNK) my mslot was MJ i always had arbuments n it. #2[T1:UNK) arguments #2[T1:UNK) on #2[T1:UNK) in #2[T1:UNK) whatever' #2[T1:UNK) NWA quoptes #2[T1:UNK) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) +AA #2[T1:UNK) my musicc scraed me..ah..nwa..im relaxed now.. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) little kids shouldn't be allowed to listen to that crap. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) it could have bad effects on them #2[T1:UNK) F.F.F.F.F.F. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) i don't suppose it's wise to ask, but, "what does the F. stand for?" #2[T1:UNK) Find her. Frenche her. Feel her. Fondle her. Fuck her. Forget her. #2[T1:UNK) Ive been to FFFF #2[T1:UNK) fun bitch too #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yeah you 12 year old ted protege #2[T1:UNK) tank yoo #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) what a studling. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ted protege? #2[T1:UNK) she was a slut what can me say #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) haaaahah he dioes sound like me #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) if she was a slut what happened to the other f's? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) 12 year olds wouldn't know what to do with it even if they could find it. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmmm thats debateable #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) unless you have cable. #2[T1:UNK) i didnt have time for those..F5 was sunday but I saw her frenching 'Bill' on my street in merdine so i didnt want to fuck her when she fucked him the same day..F6 DID happen tho #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heehheehhheehehehehehehh #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) great we're being invaded by little tedlings. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) eheheheheehehehheehhe /p7 this guys a bigger liar than you are. well almost. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heheh i live it finally a student... #2[T1:UNK) i know watto do..umm..er...welp..umm..hide in it..what, anyway? (heh) #2[T1:UNK) fuck the poonmtang or eat it raw #2[T1:UNK) poontang=muff=pussy=fun.. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ick...i like it sauteed #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) ted's not big on sushi. #2[T1:UNK) well then you stoopid.. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hey...i want cool funky warez #2[T1:UNK) good kisser tho.. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) aaaaah icky susdhi that was a baaad yolk #2[T1:UNK) a 40 min kiss' #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) help! i'm trapped! #2[T1:UNK) oh no my brain itches.. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yreah those are awesome lotsa rolling around #2[T1:UNK) Brad with peanuts #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) brad with nuts?? impossible #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh is it bradbashing week again? so soon? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heehehhehehehehehheeh #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) i must leave soon, gotta go look for a job (yeah right) #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yeah me too #2[T1:UNK) unk..named after my gerbil #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) metallica is WEIRD /p2 bye josh have fun fantasies /p7 see ya ted. #2[T1:UNK) NWA is better #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #2[T1:UNK) true tho #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bye josh don't get stepped on. #2[T1:UNK) im not THAT small' #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) that's not what the "slut" said. #2[T1:UNK) ah,.. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bye ted(stud) #2[T1:UNK) slut had a name #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) which was? #2[T1:UNK) huh? slut=jennifer #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) cool name. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bye #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) slut doesnt = colleen does it? god i think every one has ahd her #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) even unk. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) right, kid? --> #4 Login #2[T1:UNK) okee -->. + #4[T1:RIbbon:#074* #2[T1:UNK) riboon #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hi anne. #4[T1:RIbbon) hi guys #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bye anne. #4[T1:RIbbon) bye andy /p7 leave her alone. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i am//un;ess she makes a comment #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) BYE!

	#1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) you going camping with fil? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) no....me and coll were going to share a tent waaaaay back in november...but things change obviously #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) Oh, sorry to hear. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahahahahahah...man u r STRANGE #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) I try. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hey sup with breck havent seenher since may #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) i guess she's got no pw this month. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) you know her?] #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmmm..yeah indirectly...shes knows who i am butcant figure it out hahahahahaha..yeh why?
Breck's real name was Cindy. Her brother Bob was Logray.	#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) why whats wrong with cindy? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh cuz we're the easton sect of madagascar... #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) nothing wrong with her... #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yeah i know...she lives in easton....u do , i do and so does her bro logray #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) havn't seen him around. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) bob and i will graduate together this sunday fro prep #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) if you're lucky. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) u bet. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) top of your class? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) bottom..my name is mud there...me im the class trouble maker #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) ted... mud... yeah sounds similar. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) cause i didnt agree with the administration #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) about what? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) everything #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) like? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmmm...dress code considering blacks could have fades but whites couldnt grow long hair......blacks could where these clocks and things but whites could where jewlry like an earing #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) not that di want an earing but i thought it was an issue....i fought for the rest of the class just for the sake of argument' #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oooh you're so patriotic, love that bill of rights. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nah no patroiot....trouble maker...i thrive in making adults and auhorites squirm #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) next time you get ulled over by a cop ask him for his badge number and name...he has to give it to you if u ask by law,,,,but lokk at him squirm when u ask...hell think hes done sumthin wrong...and then u have contr #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ol #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) not a good idea in easton, he might actually ticket ya if ya act up... although i still think easton cops aren't taught how to write tickets. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) "I'm just gonna give you a warning today, sir" #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nah i know all the easton cops onnaa first name basis..they re a bunch of the most sherrif like cops i ever seen,,,,,just dont do it again #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) (and then grab a donut... tickets just take so damn long to write out) #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahaahahhaahhhhhhahahhaah #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) verbal warnings thepd;'s spoecialty
Ok, I know this story sounds like something Ted might have made up, but it really happened. I totalled the car and destroyed the telephone pole, and a policeman gave me a written warning for "making an illegal turn." (I was ok. The crash happened right across the street from a chiro- practor's office.)	#1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hey, i drove through a telephone pole and wiped out power to several streets, and they "warned" me not to do it again. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) "no shit" #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) haaahahhahhahhha thats weird #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) we haven't met, have we? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i dont belive although we could have #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) I didn't think so. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) u seen colleen right? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) Nope. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) I don't think so. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) no...oh..heh...<snicker> oh well i was inna vcoll ridiculing mood #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ohu met cindy eh? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yeah. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmmm...... too bad shes not the same on ddial as she used to be <her brother used to get a hold of her pw/> #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) what do you mean? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) he used to come on as breck and say "does any one want to know my measurements?/" #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bah. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) that's nasty. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yep. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) bob's a dick #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) i haven't met him. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ah..u know cin's last name? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yeah. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) paccelli <sp?> #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) close. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) why, you gonna start harassing her too now? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nah shes a sweet kid #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yer bros a dick #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) leave her alone. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) my bro? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i only started with anne ause herdad bugged my girlfreinds parentsand told them that i was a trouble maker cause i was seeing anne and aud at the same time... #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) well were you? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) y=h #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh her bro. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) as i said - i haven't met him. --> #2 Login #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) ooh a login #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmm not really....me n anne kissed afew times..then i told her i couldnt do this and she said why not its not hurtin anyone....and she would get upset if i dinna want to see her -->. + #2 #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hello 2 #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh you're such the gentleman #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hi 2. #2(T1:UNK) hi guys' #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yeah i know...not really just a sucker for a sad story #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) another eastoner!
As a cosysop, I had the ability to `/v` a non-member to allow him to chat longer. Without the `/v`, non-members would be cut off after just a few minutes.	/v2 --> Done #2[T1:UNK) who?> me? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) sure, why not? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) colleens a really sweet girl i just ish we could still talk /p7 well maybe you could if you hadn't been so nasty. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) an unoffical eastonite #2[T1:UNK) yeah, i am, im also a house killer, plant stomper, and pool hopper #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) and all at the age of 12. #2[T1:UNK) yea! ill be 13 soon tho #2[T1:UNK) B-52's #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) it's the Easton convention here on madagascar. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nah she was nasty first...and howdo u know i was nasty..i really wasnt that nast to colleen..i p[layed the poor innocent type that time /p7 you told me a coupla days ago you were nasty to her, "detstroyed her rep" i think you said #2[T1:UNK) i've been V'ed!! ooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooooo (heh) #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) poll hopping now theres a summer tiem occupation! #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) congrats, unk. #2[T1:UNK) yes, and also we piss in tghe pools and throwe plants in them.. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) poll hopping is a november activity. #2[T1:UNK) no.. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) oh yahbut i found out her rep was already slut heaven anyway...and thats after she tpold me she never would speak to me again #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) well that's not nice. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) kids. /p7 because you did what? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heheheh try shiitn i them...one o the peole i went with did #2[T1:UNK) well then its still POTTED PLANT SEASON !! but easton SUCKS for it #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) easton has plenty of potted plants P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i lied to her /p7 so what else is new? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #2[T1:UNK) i no..
"Sodie run" meant he was going to get a soda. "BRB" meant he'd be right back.	#2[T1:UNK) Sodie run, BRB #2[T1:UNK) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah were out of grape crush #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) he's always making those sodie runs, and at 10 am too... not even! P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) well i guess she was really sensative to being lied to although the lie was insignificant....it just pissed her off /p7 and what was it? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hey 12 year old why aren't you in school? #2[T1:UNK) i love sodie..any ST users here? #2[T1:UNK) im on vacation #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) Not I. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh, vacation. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) from where? #2[T1:UNK) UNQUOWA school..spitoo #2[T1:UNK) i thinks i failed 7th grade #2[T1:UNK) Sodie run, BRB #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) again? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) well i figured she wouldnt want to go out with me for who i am ...o i dressed and acted different to go out with her..she thinks i lied about being suicidal cause i wouldnt sho her my scars, an when i did,,,she P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ddint really care /p7 well scars don't always impress peo-le, you know. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) in all actuality she was rather mean to me...but i love her to bits /p7 LITTLE BITS. #2[T1:UNK) gatorade and grape sodie #2[T1:UNK) 56 ounce gatorade #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) gee. #2[T1:UNK) not enough? oh. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) well SHE wanted to see them...and she was impressed by the sacrs,,,,kinda but she was just really acting like i was an asshole when she h=ad tried the same thing /p7 she tried to show you her scars? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) little tits litte bits heh sam thing P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ah i saw em..they wee healed well tho.....saw her tatoo too #2[T1:UNK) doritos, payday candy bars, skittles, gatorade and grape sodie for breakfats. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hey don't you have a parent or babysitter or something to feed you right? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) god, little kids sure eat a lot of junk #2[T1:UNK) no. i eat what i wants and i dont get fat either. 81 pounds P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) god i hate saying this but i think im a dumb ass..i still have feelings for her right now.....used to love to get hugs from her #2[T1:UNK) BRB..:D #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) unk can't sit still. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) it's all that sugar he's intaking. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahahahahah #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) so who else on madagascar is from easton? #2[T1:UNK) i am back, i put back tyhe grape soda, it looked stupid. #2[T1:UNK) im a sucky speler #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) well looks aren't everything, right ted? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ah yes dont drink that stupidgrape soda #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) mh is an eastonite. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahahahah P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) whats the mad hackerlike? /p7 nice guy. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hes a real dick to me /p7 yeah but then so is eveyryone else. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #2[T1:UNK) sly blue=asshole?? excalibur=dont trust?? #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) where you get this info? #2[T1:UNK) me.
I would sometimes tell people that "Kumquoto" was from the Latin com quota, meaning "with many," or "among friends," but really it was just a nonsense word my cousin made up. It was also easily corrupted into rather obscene variations, eventually leading to the classic exclamation, "Shut up, kumsh0t, just shut the fuck up!"	#1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh. #2[T1:UNK) my mslot was MJ i always had arbuments n it. #2[T1:UNK) arguments #2[T1:UNK) on #2[T1:UNK) in #2[T1:UNK) whatever' #2[T1:UNK) NWA quoptes #2[T1:UNK) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) +AA #2[T1:UNK) my musicc scraed me..ah..nwa..im relaxed now.. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) little kids shouldn't be allowed to listen to that crap. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) it could have bad effects on them #2[T1:UNK) F.F.F.F.F.F. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) i don't suppose it's wise to ask, but, "what does the F. stand for?" #2[T1:UNK) Find her. Frenche her. Feel her. Fondle her. Fuck her. Forget her. #2[T1:UNK) Ive been to FFFF #2[T1:UNK) fun bitch too #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yeah you 12 year old ted protege #2[T1:UNK) tank yoo #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) what a studling. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ted protege? #2[T1:UNK) she was a slut what can me say #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) haaaahah he dioes sound like me #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) if she was a slut what happened to the other f's? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) 12 year olds wouldn't know what to do with it even if they could find it. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hmmm thats debateable #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) unless you have cable. #2[T1:UNK) i didnt have time for those..F5 was sunday but I saw her frenching 'Bill' on my street in merdine so i didnt want to fuck her when she fucked him the same day..F6 DID happen tho #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heehheehhheehehehehehehh #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) great we're being invaded by little tedlings. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) eheheheheehehehheehhe /p7 this guys a bigger liar than you are. well almost. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heheh i live it finally a student... #2[T1:UNK) i know watto do..umm..er...welp..umm..hide in it..what, anyway? (heh) #2[T1:UNK) fuck the poonmtang or eat it raw #2[T1:UNK) poontang=muff=pussy=fun.. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ick...i like it sauteed #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) ted's not big on sushi. #2[T1:UNK) well then you stoopid.. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hey...i want cool funky warez #2[T1:UNK) good kisser tho.. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) aaaaah icky susdhi that was a baaad yolk #2[T1:UNK) a 40 min kiss' #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) help! i'm trapped! #2[T1:UNK) oh no my brain itches.. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yreah those are awesome lotsa rolling around #2[T1:UNK) Brad with peanuts #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) brad with nuts?? impossible #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh is it bradbashing week again? so soon? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heehehhehehehehehheeh #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) i must leave soon, gotta go look for a job (yeah right) #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yeah me too #2[T1:UNK) unk..named after my gerbil #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) metallica is WEIRD /p2 bye josh have fun fantasies /p7 see ya ted. #2[T1:UNK) NWA is better #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heh #2[T1:UNK) true tho #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bye josh don't get stepped on. #2[T1:UNK) im not THAT small' #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) that's not what the "slut" said. #2[T1:UNK) ah,.. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bye ted(stud) #2[T1:UNK) slut had a name #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) which was? #2[T1:UNK) huh? slut=jennifer #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) cool name. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bye #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) slut doesnt = colleen does it? god i think every one has ahd her #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) even unk. #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) right, kid? --> #4 Login #2[T1:UNK) okee -->. + #4[T1:RIbbon:#074* #2[T1:UNK) riboon #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hi anne. #4[T1:RIbbon) hi guys #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) bye anne. #4[T1:RIbbon) bye andy /p7 leave her alone. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i am//un;ess she makes a comment #1<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) BYE!