The following transcript was recorded on June 4, 1990, at about 7:00 pm, by Kumquoto:
| #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) Western. | |
| Ted's handle was
"Omni Man." I don't know why. |
#7[T1:Omni Man-iac)
#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heeh #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) did you register for classes yet? #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) I didn't even start yet and i'm like 4 classes behind where i'm supposed to be. #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) hmm #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) no i havent..heh im goin to colleens "alma mater" hahahah #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) yeah #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) now you can find more people to make fun of her. #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) not that she was well known or anything #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hhahahahahah #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i ran into a few at southern who knew OF her though....one chick andy said..oh yah that tall "skanky" bitch #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) haha |
| Messages beginning
with "P#" were private. No one else could see them. To send one, we typed "/p" followed by the line number of the person we were talking to. |
P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) help me torment ribbon???
/p7 WHY? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) cause she accused me of assualt...tried to get me and my girl friend broke up and nearly succeeded had her dad harass my girlfriends parents and is telling every one im a satna worshipper not to mention P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) shes ugly /p7 assault? what'd you do to her? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) she iledges i tried to strangle her...heh raistlin <the user> was supposedly there at the time it happened....and if may i ask him i tried to choke her y is she still living?? /p7 maybe you're just too inept to choke anyone successfully. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) hahahah..i dont think so...and if i was then if i was really pissed at her id have run her over /p7 well then she has reason to be upset at you, doesn't she? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) huh? y?? i never tried to starnglle her..i just refused to go out with her /p7 oh, she asked you out? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) she went out with wingfoot..i went out ewith my girlfriend we were kinda a "click"...anne got interested in me...we messed around, but i refused to dump my girlfriend for her on the grounds that audrey is hot |
| Ribbon's real name
was Anne. |
P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) and anne is not
/p7 "messed around"? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) safe on second...tagged put inna pickle betwwen second and third in an attempt to steal...<she touched me..i dinna touch her> /p7 I don't speak baseball. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ....we kissed alot..i felt her up...she stuck her hands in my pants..no big thrill end of story..like i said we messed around but i dinna want to go out with her..then she fabricates these stories and harasses /p7 of course. so now you're trying to torment her. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) my g/f...shes so pathetic i really dont care cause she has no life..i made sure she lost a bunch of friens cause wingfoots new g/f is very popular at ribbons school..hehe but i just wanna finish her off P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yes!!!!! youve got it!! like i said...she stepped on her own toes///now im tyring to torment her /p7 and you want my help? |
| "-->. +" meant
somebody new had arrived. |
--> #3 Login
-->. + #3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm:#013* #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) hey beo #2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hi beo |
| Enduro (a.k.a.
"fil") and I were both "co's," with the ability to /k people (kick them off the chat lines). Fil and I were good friends. |
P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heheh <snicker> it all depends o
weather or not u like enduro or not...u see fil is on her side and constantly .ks me...i need a co on my side..and bob wanted to stay out of it /p7 well what do you want me to do? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i dunno//i just want to avoid the co situation...since hes got a co he thins hes entitled to use it cause he dont like me and i eeasly get poor anne all upset.. i never claimed to be a good guy /p7 well don't torment her while fil's around. /p7 he does have a gun collection, you know. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) fill even wantd to beat mne up..ahah fat chance but it hink this thing has gone too far..i need yer help to dribe anne off the system like i did to colleen..then id be satisfied P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) pfft thats lame.....fils always around...plus all i do is bugg her in mail and then she wines to fil |
| I don't know how
much of what Ted claimed about his past was true, or even how much of it he himself believed. |
P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yeshe does and so do i..i really dont
care cause i am living scar tissue...ive been shot b4...and i know the type o guy that shot me....fil is neither crazy nor guts enough to shoot me..hes too paranoid /p7 living scar tissue. wow. #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) u jeer i dont think anne ever sent in yer pw momey like she said she would..."oopsie i forgot" #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) probably P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) lets put it this way..im extremely ugly..my face looks likeroad pizza and im very accident prone...motorcycle accidents..gettin hit with a car etc..ima clutz and a moron..one more hole wouldnt hurt that much /p7 if you're so ugly what do you have against "ugly" anne (your word) |
| The modem software
I used had a "buffer" feature, which could record the chat sessions. |
/p3 my buffer is open, ted's going wild in /p
P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heheh...cause at lets i admit im putrid where as anne looks like attack of the killer tomatos the sequel in three -d and avcts as if she can have anyman she wants..she told people i would do anything she wanted P#3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm) about what? /p3 anne. I'll show you the buffer later. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) and i was so in love with her but she really didnt like me...and that was conveyed to me reliably....in fact i neer wanted her...i was trying to help out a freeind <and get a little action on the side> /p7 so you were just taking advantage of her Really. P#3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm) cool.. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) heheh i love commplaining..im very good at it arent i? /p7 I suppose you are. --> #4 Login -->. + #4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!:#045* #2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) Hey Tom. #2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) Been a while. |
| I was Kumquoto. My
real name is Andy. |
#4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!) Heya Andy...indeed! Still got those
macros? #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) thomas #4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!) Matt! Ted! #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) hiya #2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yes I do. |
| "Jeer" was J.I. | #4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!) Jeer!
#4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!) Bob ever figure out wht happened last |
| Bob was the sysop,
who ran the chat server from his basement. |
night?
#3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm) Ya know, I think that might be a "hacker-defense-system" that is built into the software #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) heh #4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!) interesting #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) self destructed, eh? #3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm) yeah #4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!) hmm #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) heh #4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!) welp! I'm gone #3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm) if too many invalid logins occur in a row it puts the modems on hold #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) hate when that happens. |
| "-->. -" meant
someone had left. |
-->. -
#4[T1:1T] (Tom(A-6!:#045* #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) ah #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) permanently on hold? #3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm) Until Bob resets them #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) ah #2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yeah somebody (ahem) was attempting to hack anne's pw. #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) anne's? no way! #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) the vile scum. P#3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm) I bet the asshole is ted /p3 that would be my guess, considering what he's saying about anne. fil's gonna love this. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) u bet...but she doesnt know that cause i may be ugly but i aint stupid and im good at manipulating weak persons <ala colleen and anne> and they dont know what im doin..i come off as a pitiful lsough and they #2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) yup. someone was on all night till about noon i think today #3[T1:Be0wulf (/mm) well, that's cool P#3<T1:Be0wulf (/mm) I can imagine P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) u live in easton where bouts? i live off route 58 /p7 off 59 /p7 and how'd you know easton? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) like i was saying before...i aint no addonis so i get chicks the way i can.. i make em feel sorry for me..and have fun while the rrealtionship lasts,cause they never do..only thing that tore me up is... P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i did the same thing to colleen and i found out i really cared for her..she was different, special...and really interetsing..not just another date, guess i screwed up eh? /p7 I guess so. Maybe you shouldn't do it to anne cuz you might feel sorry about it later. |
| "Journey Through a
Burning Brain" was a local BBS. |
P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) im a cosysop on journey through a
burning brain..u logged on there i was tking a look at the user log on /p7 oh, ok. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nope....i alrady got what i wanted out of anne..nuthing..shes a lousy kisser...an while shes neat to hug..and has a nice face...shes lacks imagination and her hair sty;e retards h4er appearnce....AND shes not tos P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) shes not too bright..sides things were fine till her dad tried to threaten me..thats a nono..haha ive been seeing a shrink since colleen..LORD KNOWS WHY??? <sarcasm> and im not exactly the type to take jackasses P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) and light heads with no educatiion as any kind of serious threat so i got pissed off when i found out he troemtened my g/f's parents..and now i am rerurning the favor /p7 what kinda stuff are you doing to her? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) umm damn id like to boast but im doin stuff anniminously..heh lets put this way....her freinds are nil these days..the freshamn at her school call her "grimace" and her family is VERY supersticious.....BOO!!! P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) get it? --> #5 Login -->, + #5[T1:ekiM:#140* #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ekim #2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) hi mike #5[T1:ekiM) hi guys. #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) really gotta get a pw some day. #5[T1:ekiM) what's goin on tonite ? #3<T1:Be0wulf (/mm) big keg party at jer's #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) there is? nobody invited me. #5[T1:ekiM) yeah!!!!!!! #3<T1:Be0wulf (/mm) heh #7[T1:Omni Man-iac) ya but anne ll never pay for it like she promissed eh? #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) I dont care. #3<T1:Be0wulf (/mm) oh, shutup with Anne already Ted #5[T1:ekiM) you did'nt get youur pw ,Jer ? #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) nopers #2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) oh jer dig up 5 bux somewhere. #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) maybe |
| "IKLP" stood for
"I Killed Laura Palmer." Twin Peaks was big back then. |
#2<T1:Kumquoto (IKLP) ok better than no
#5[T1:ekiM) Geez....Anne said she'd get you one. #1[T1:J.I.(Darkman) i'll know by the end of the week. /p7 like what examples of stuff you're doing? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) and like if i dont want credit for them why should i tell ya..lets put ti this way..if she finds and upsodre down bring minature cross in her yard and lambs blood on her dorr way, it wasnt me..it was some wierdo /p7 oh some weirdo. why, did that happen? (heh) P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) nt yet..strees the yet /p7 ...I see... P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i was thinking of arranging such an experince..callme demeted call me weird i listen to too much doctor dimento P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) well whats yer opinion? u think i a jack ass...i mean i cared about coll...but thois one i couldnt give to shits and im out to have fun!! /p7 hey she is a person, you know. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) her fault..yeah i know....i DID give her a chance to kiss an make up but she coped an attitude like she was sum one special...so she desreves a jab or two /p7 aw leave the poor girl alone. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) actually id be satisfied if i only playied an occasion prank on her..and finshed off her rep on ddial..hehehe which i COULd do if i was mean..while we were freinds she had a wide moouth P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) why? i havnt won yet..i like to win..it so seldomn i do...<disappointed look> sides i mean remeber??? isnt that whaht collen told every one...what a rotten amd mean person i was...oo and a liar..heh <at least P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) the last parts accurate> /p7 oh, you're a liar P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i b buggin u aint i? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) as if u didnt know...... P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) call it a complex i cal it fun... /p7 so all that stuff about anne is false? P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) haha not really.. i think anne has some lying of her own in there..i dunno whats goin on....yeah i put my hands on her neck cause i was foolin ....when i saw she couldnt breath i let go and we kissed, i barely P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) see that as asault tho! /p7 so you did almost strangle her. P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) i dont lie about other people...just my self..u see ill tell achick im this or that so shell like me and go out with me...makes gettin a date easier...heh funny thing ids i loved colleen.... P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) yet i lied to coll up and down to get her to like me....and i dont feel a thing for anne..and i didnt lie to her at all...i didnt need to..guess she liked me? <shrug> P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) by mistalke and she knows it..she said |
| He'd go into more
detail about the dogs the following night. |
i know youd never hurt me..i told her ive killed dogs for
buiting me <true> what makes me think i wouldnt touch u?...so she hit me an said i would hit back P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) so i stopped the car and grabbed herneck <gently> and said belive what u want to belive..u r not always right <a bit melodramatic> she said i woulldnt do it..so i tightrnrd my grip P#7[T1:Omni Man-iac) she said wow yer string i said i know.....weel kinda..she said yer hurtun me... so i stopped causei didnt want to and then we kissed...u think thats assualt..thats just playin around.. |