Ted Plans a Party

Ted Plans a Party

The following transcript was recorded on March 21, 1991, at about 1:30 am, by Kumquoto (Shelf Paper):

#3[T1:Omni Man (//) my girlfirend is going with some one ELSE to the prom and EVERYONE knows i go otu with this girl so should i beat the puss out of this lil highschool zit garden or break up with the girl? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Why isn't she going with you?
"Lurk" was "Hawk"
(Keith). P#2<T1:Lurk) hes a dork?! /p2 So? P#2<T1:Lurk) thats why. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) because shes going withhim? she told jackal she had aother date, but she hasnt told me yet #1[T1:Shelf Paper) But why isn't she going with you? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i told her i though junior proms were lame and that her friends were geeks and that i refused to let them in our hotel room, they couldrent teir own , but my friends would becomming..<cont> #2<T1:Lurk) Face it ted yer a dork. #2<T1:Lurk) <---
"Shelf Paper" was
a name I came up
with when I got
bored with
"Kumquoto."
Another name I
liked to use was
"Minor Subplot."
I still think that
would be a good
name for a band. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well if you didn't want to go with her, then you should only expect that she find another date. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i figured if she has fun at the prom <how could i have any fun at a junior prom> it is only fair for her to tell her friends to go away so i can have post prom fun #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ted, you're an asshole. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) no! i told her id go, but i told her that her firends couldnt come to the post prom. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) You're an asshole. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) no, i dont think s0, would you want a PILE of screaming 15 year olds inn YOUR room???? my girl friend is 17, which is young, but all her friends are 15 and wont shut up #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well you have to make some concessions, Ted. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i also WONT be held responsible when parents call me up and want to know whose the idito who rent the room #1[T1:Shelf Paper) So, who WILL be at this bash? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i am making consessions, she can have ALL the fun she wants for 7 hours worth of prom but as sson as it hits midnight and the prom is over she can either come with me or her friends, but her friends cant come, i thi #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i think thats fair #3[T1:Omni Man (//) who? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Who. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i figured some of my normal friends and ddial.... who else? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) So I'm invited, then? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) marshall knows my girlfriend so hed be there, wingfoot, any one who can drive and find the place and is 17 or older #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Hell, who cares if I'm invited. I'll show up anyway. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i have only one requirement, 17 or older, i dont think thats too much to ask #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Hey, I happen to know quite a few 16 year olds who are a lot of fun. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) welp at this point im not sure if im going or not, but the room WILL be rented anyway! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) (Gee, that may have sounded like I meant... um... never mind) #1[T1:Shelf Paper) You're not going? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well, when and where is it? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I MUST be there. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) welp 16 is ok as long as i KNOW them , ANY 17 year old is aloowed but NOT her freinds P#2<T1:Lurk) Crash Party Mode /p2 Most definitely. P#2<T1:Lurk) Crash Party Mode /p2 We shall show. P#2<T1:Lurk) Biker from hell routine? /p2 Nah, just the normal wild and crazy me. #2<T1:Lurk) 345 137 750 #3[T1:Omni Man (//) it is the notre dame prom, and she cant have two dates, if shes got another who can i go?.....where do you think i should rent the room? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i want to rent a semi decent dive #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Did that make any sense? #2<T1:Lurk) no #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Hey, John's house is nice. Probably cheap, too. #2<T1:Lurk) ;Ingredients:;Shugar,Corn Syrup,Peanuts,Popcorn, Butter #2<T1:Lurk) Margerine,Soybean Oil,Salt,Lecthin and Baking Soda. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Cracker Jacks? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) welp why not some lame one story motel in liford? they are kinda cheap #2<T1:Lurk) crunch and muc\nch #3[T1:Omni Man (//) milford #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Close. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) like the milford motel across the street from hojo's #3[T1:Omni Man (//) close? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) That's right, Cracker Jacks would have listed "Toy Surprise" between "Salt" and "Lecithin." #2<T1:Lurk) ;Ingredients: #2<T1:Lurk) Sugar,Corn Syrup,Peanuts,Popcorn,Butter
Python reference. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "Lark's vomit!!?!?!?" #2<T1:Lurk) Margerine,Soybean Oil,Salt,Lecthin and Baking Soda. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) The Milford Motel. That's in Milford, right? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) but anyway, i figured anyone from ddial could come.... there arent THAT many of us < and i dont want to go to the prom anyway>,but if she is going to go off to POST prom activiteis with out me?? she can get lost #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Yeah, enough about her, I wanna hear about this party. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Heh. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) SHE is the REASON for the party, how much do you think two adjoining rooms for two days at the milford motel would be? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "So, what can we expect in the way of, oh, refreshments?" #3[T1:Omni Man (//) im getting like three coors beer balls #1[T1:Shelf Paper) No idea. I don't frequent the Milford Motel. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Coors. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Only three? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) yknow, not the kegs, those new beer balls #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Only beer?
At this point,
Hawk apparently
decided to stop
"lurking" and go
back to his
regular handle. #2<T1:Hawk ) Beer Balls....eeww Ted gross Coors?! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Haven't tried the balls. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) welp, ill see if jackal is bringin the hard stuff <thats HIS department>, usually 151 and absolute #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Yeah, you could probably do better than Coors. #2<T1:Hawk ) Coors period is horse piss. #2<T1:Hawk ) Guiness #2<T1:Hawk ) Guinness #3[T1:Omni Man (//) the beer balls are CEHAP, the reason for beer is to get drunk not to taste good <at least in this case> #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Any light beer? #2<T1:Hawk ) Ingredients: #2<T1:Hawk ) Sugar #2<T1:Hawk ) Corn Syrup #2<T1:Hawk ) Peanuts #2<T1:Hawk ) Popcorn #2<T1:Hawk ) Butter #2<T1:Hawk ) Margerine #2<T1:Hawk ) Soybean Oil #2<T1:Hawk ) Salt #2<T1:Hawk ) Lecthin #2<T1:Hawk ) and #2<T1:Hawk ) Baking Soda. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah i like light beer #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Buying any? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) of course #2<T1:Hawk ) Ingredients: #2<T1:Hawk ) Sugar #2<T1:Hawk ) Corn Syrup #2<T1:Hawk ) Peanuts #2<T1:Hawk ) Popcorn #2<T1:Hawk ) Butter #2<T1:Hawk ) Margerine #2<T1:Hawk ) Soybean Oil #2<T1:Hawk ) Salt #2<T1:Hawk ) Lecthin #2<T1:Hawk ) and #2<T1:Hawk ) Baking Soda. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) We get the point, Keith. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) maybe wine coolers for the girls, some of them like wine coolers and i dont wana here them wine so i figured id stuff wine coolers in their mouth #2<T1:Hawk ) Ted make joke. #2<T1:Hawk ) ha ha #2<T1:Hawk ) funny ted #3[T1:Omni Man (//) he he #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ooh. A pun. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) well we COULD have andy stick something ELSE in their mouth when we run outta beverages..... #2<T1:Hawk ) Nice post orbital ridge Ted.. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hehe #3[T1:Omni Man (//) what beer dost thou suggest hawk? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Yeah, nice what he said. #2<T1:Hawk ) Guinness #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Hawk suggests Guinness. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) that is cheaply bought by the ton? #2<T1:Hawk ) nope
Did I really used
to drink Budweiser
and Bud Light? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I suggest something less exotic. Bud. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) bud light? #2<T1:Hawk ) Michelobe at least #3[T1:Omni Man (//) any objections to bud light? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Bud Light. Whatever. #2<T1:Hawk ) Many
Not these days,
but back then, I
guess I did. We
all have these
embarassing
moments in our
pasts. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I can drink Light. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) we are buying bulk hawk, not private stock, i dont have a job... #2<T1:Hawk ) I can drink anything.. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I vote for Tequila slammers. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hmmmmm #3[T1:Omni Man (//) this is gonna cost BUCKS #1[T1:Shelf Paper) You just realize that? #2<T1:Hawk ) U want cheap?? Get a half gallon of Graves Grain and make 10 gallons of punch.. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i figure what 50bucks for liquor <on the low side> and at least that for the rooms? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Not THAT cheap. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i hate grain #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Look, find somebody with a house. #2<T1:Hawk ) suffer and die then. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Motels suck. #2<T1:Hawk ) No partys here. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) welp what about like 3 quarter kegs? ho much is a quarter keg, andy? #2<T1:Hawk ) $25 #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I'm the wrong one to ask. I just drink the stuff. #2<T1:Hawk ) <--Profesional drunk
Ffld = Fairfield. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i know some girls with a beach house in ffld, but they live in it and we couldnt have as MANY people. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) how much three kegs hawk? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well, don't tell them how many'll actually show up. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Beach house party is cool. P#2<T1:Hawk ) is it me or is ted totally disjoined tonight? /p2 What do you mean, "tonight"? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) no, one is my cousin, the other is an ex girl friend, these are my friends, i wana keep ti that way #2<T1:Hawk ) 75 plus 30 deposit on the tap....and LOTS of ice....bout 125 #1[T1:Shelf Paper) How big is the house? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) regualr beach house i guess #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Two-story? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i havent seen the one they are in this year #3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah 2 story #2<T1:Hawk ) as opposed to the lite-beachhouse #1[T1:Shelf Paper) or the beach-lighthouse. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hmm i look into the beach house but not raping the people who live there ok? #2<T1:Hawk ) Lets go camping #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Excuse me, Ted? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Camping. Nah. P#2<T1:Hawk ) is it me or is ted totally disjoined tonight? /p2 What do you mean, "tonight"? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) three to five ffld university feamle seniors LIVE there, i dont want any permanent physical damage... #2<T1:Hawk ) fuck the tennie boppers lets get a 1/2 oz of killer budz and a case o beer and go camping.. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Seniors. The party has GOT to be there. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hhahahahaa #3[T1:Omni Man (//) they are ALL HOT too #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ted. I'm there. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) (At last! Someone my own age!) #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ted, this beach house thing definitely deserves a look. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) two of them are off limits tho...... one is my cousin and the oher, liz, is MINE #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Hell, they probably have bigger parties all the time. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) They might not like a bunch of HS kids showing up though. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) yer probably right, andy..let me look into this, they can proably get a TON of chicks to come if i supply the beverages... i didnt even think of that!!!!! #2<T1:Hawk ) Gil Monte #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Please look into this. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Of course, you're gonna need a hell of a lot of booze. #2<T1:Hawk ) LOTS #3[T1:Omni Man (//) andy, they are firends of mine... my girlfriend and ddialers wont be minded that much with a mosh of ffld students... #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ted. I'm there. P#2<T1:Hawk ) ahhh Bullshit! /p2 But it's fun, eh? /p2 Is it me, or does Ted seem a little disjoined tonight? #2<T1:Hawk ) Ted I dont think it would be safe if I went so, count me out. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) think about it...tow hs junior females, one of the females dates, the ddialers who are cool enough <not beowulf etc> and ffld students, thats not too big.. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Not Beowulf? I'm there. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) not safe? P#2<T1:Hawk ) is it me or is ted totally disjoined tonight? /p2I think it's both of us. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) no beowulf, no werewolf, no master yar <well MAYBE pat> we shall see #2<T1:Hawk ) Chris is ok.. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) chris is too young for this type of experince, butif you lobbied him, hes invited.... #2<T1:Hawk ) Ted...look heh get me round a pack of slobbering Prep people and I sorta FREAK out ya know......I uhh lose it.
This was all such
obvious bullshit,
but Hawk and I
were having fun
playing along with
Ted's fantasy. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Chris? No. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Pat? No. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Matt? No. #2<T1:Hawk ) "this type of experience"? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Just me and the babes. /p2 Bahahahaha. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) we could make this almost a ddial meet of slected members, and kick out the dorks, see if my cousin can get the older guys a "date" for the night, it might be cool.... but im not promising anything #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I dislike that idea, Ted. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) NOT prep kids, UNIVERISTY #1[T1:Shelf Paper) No dates. Just a party. #2<T1:Hawk ) oh boy Get drunk and trash the place! #3[T1:Omni Man (//) no girls? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) perish the thought #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Girls, yes, but no pre-assigned dates. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Too constrictive. #2<T1:Hawk ) Christ I wish I had a Harley #3[T1:Omni Man (//) oh! yeah, correct, you misunderstood me, i was just suggesting that theyde be there for ummm err pssibilitites #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Come alone, leave together. /p2 Baha. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) right! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) And not a ddial meet. God, no. /p2 Gee, it's too bad this is Ted we're talking to. This sounds like fun. P#2<T1:Hawk ) Im getting ill...hehe #3[T1:Omni Man (//) imet half my girl friends that way i think, hey maybe i meet some one my own age there and my girlfriend can go veg er sumthin
I still don't know
anyone my own
age, but it's not
as important now
as it once seemed. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) God, I meet no one my own age anywhere. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) welp, there would be quite afew ddialers there, you, wingfoot, marshall, the switzers if you are driving them.... P#2<T1:Hawk ) God dude I meant it tho a bunch of over ego'd people and I do not mix... /p2 Heh. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Oh, man, as long as I'm not expected to drive home. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) this could be cool, my chick could go to the prom with out. i go pick her up and bring her back to a party thats already een going a few hours #3[T1:Omni Man (//) and i dont need a tux. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) andy, thats why i WANT a hotel... #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i DONT know how many would be able to spend the night.... #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Motels are not as much fun, though. Too small. P#2<T1:Hawk ) people tend to set me into a mental level as per my looks...and well I has a 148 IQ /p2 Your point is? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) welp.... how bout we do the party at the beach house and then i get a motel room so you gyys can sleep it off till morning afterwards? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Besides, a beach party offers the other advantage of, well, a beach. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ted, I'll sleep anywhere. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Slept on Belgium a few nights ago. P#2<T1:Hawk ) I get into a roomful of PREPs and they start treating me like a pariah and I get a bit weird...fights start... /p2 Ah, I see your point. You don't exactly "look the part." #3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes, well ill have the hotel or my house so you guys can sleep it off, i figure if i have to, ill stay sober and drive everyone a few blocks... #2<T1:Hawk ) sleep it off? Ted you cant afford enuf to get me fucked up.
John was the sysop
of Belgium. The
chat server was at
his house. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) you slept over johns ON the computer? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "Yes, Ted." #2<T1:Hawk ) I slept at johns? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ok hakw were talking about kids like me who NEED to sleep it off #1[T1:Shelf Paper) My God. #2<T1:Hawk ) pussy
I was apparently
watching the TV
news at this time. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Eric Clapton's 4-year-old son fell out of a skyscraper. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) pussy? welp for those of us old enough we could vetunre to a strip bar as a follow up the night after the party.... /p2 "those of us." #3[T1:Omni Man (//) thats the best i can do for pussy
A reference to the
helicopter crash
that killed Stevie
Ray Vaughan and
others. #2<T1:Hawk ) Claptons been having trouble with things falling out of the sky... #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ahahahahaha #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Not funny. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ok, ill look into the party at the beach house <didnt i call to complain about my chicks prom?> hmmmmmmmmmmmmm #2<T1:Hawk ) I dont do tittie bars booze cost too much. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Forget the prom, bozo, spend the money on the booze. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) And definitely look into that Beach House. P#2<T1:Hawk ) Yeah /p2 "Definitely." P#2<T1:Hawk ) Yeah #2<T1:Hawk ) woof! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) And get back to me. #2<T1:Hawk ) woof! #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ill tell my parents i need money for the tux, and ill let her go with someone else! ill get a TON of money for booze and THEYLL never know! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) You do that, Ted. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Now get the house. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) thats not a half bad i dea /p2 Not "half" bad, no.
My "Ted Buffers"
were almost as
famous as my
macros. Now,
thanks to the
Internet, everyone
can see them. P#2<T1:Hawk ) buffering this? /p2 Of course. P#2<T1:Hawk ) Not "Half/brained" either P#2<T1:Hawk ) I want a copy.. /p2 Ask and ye shall receive. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ok, ill work on it... today is my first day of spring break, much booze this week as well. #2<T1:Hawk ) The 53rd floor! #3[T1:Omni Man (//) fuckin A i been here ahwile #2<T1:Hawk ) holy chit! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Batman! #3[T1:Omni Man (//) "gee hawk" "figure out why john had to change the major?" #2<T1:Hawk ) that sux.... #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Housekeeper left the window open... #2<T1:Hawk ) gee Ted wonder why you still have a valid PW?? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) becuase i didnt do anything with it while i had it #3[T1:Omni Man (//) only thing i did was relog anne #1[T1:Shelf Paper) How dare you! #3[T1:Omni Man (//) and fill up empty mslots... #1[T1:Shelf Paper) How dare you! #3[T1:Omni Man (//) <for some reason she was on a k protected line> #2<T1:Hawk ) heh #2<T1:Hawk ) Bahahaha #2<T1:Hawk ) whee #3[T1:Omni Man (//) of course then i gave the pw to anne to see what she did with it......<snicker> #2<T1:Hawk ) Hgoo! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) How dare you! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "Hgoo"? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) actually i should have /u-066 #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Seems that "hgoo" is making a comeback. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hgee P#2<T1:Hawk ) I always /k protect the lines hehe #2<T1:Hawk ) Guinness #2<T1:Hawk ) Ingredients: #2<T1:Hawk ) Sugar #2<T1:Hawk ) Corn Syrup #2<T1:Hawk ) Peanuts #2<T1:Hawk ) Popcorn #2<T1:Hawk ) Butter #2<T1:Hawk ) Margerine #2<T1:Hawk ) Soybean Oil #2<T1:Hawk ) Salt #2<T1:Hawk ) Lecthin #2<T1:Hawk ) and #2<T1:Hawk ) Baking Soda.
Anne (Ribbon) was
not online. This
was Ted trying to
make it look like
she was. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) #4[T1:Ribbon) I only suck majors. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) There's popcorn in Guinness? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Too bad, eh, ted? #2<T1:Hawk ) #3[T1:Omni Man (//) damn. #2<T1:Hawk ) #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ahahahahah #2<T1:Hawk ) #2<T1:Hawk ) #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hakws a major #2<T1:Hawk ) Hawk too. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hawk #3[T1:Omni Man (//) but then again anne isnt much of a prize, you may have her without a fight, keith #1[T1:Shelf Paper) So, when would this party be, Ted? #2<T1:Hawk ) I like Anne Ted shes a friend. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) err ummm, whenever the night of the notre dame junior prom is? ala april-may. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well get on it then, boy! #3[T1:Omni Man (//) shes still not much to look at.... #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ok ok ok im getting #2<T1:Hawk ) neither are you.. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) cant do anyhing until the week end as far as setting it up, gotta talk to m girlfriend and jackal first <grilfriend about when, jackal about booze> #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Then get to your cousin. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) right. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) she said i cold have a prty there, been saying ti for two years, perhaps ill take her up on the offer? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Just do it. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ill try #3[T1:Omni Man (//) im still pissed tho, but this party is sounding good #3[T1:Omni Man (//) say if i find another one, andy you want a semi decent looking 17 year old? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ted, I do not want you to set me up with anyone. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ill lease her #3[T1:Omni Man (//) no, you can tie her to yer head ornamanet for all i care. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) (Unless you think you could get me a shot at Pat...) #3[T1:Omni Man (//) pat?!??! #2<T1:Hawk ) Ted your begining to annoy me..go away. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Joke, Ted. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Calm down. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ah #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "Joke, Ted." I sound like a thesaurus. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hmmmmmmmmm. im always unlucky, somehow this aint gonna work....grrrr.... ie already headed everyting i can think of off at the pass, that could prevent it <or at least thought of it>...hmmmm.. suggestions? /p2 "somehow this aint gonna work" #2<T1:Hawk ) no idea #3[T1:Omni Man (//) what could go wrong? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) that i should prevent b4 it happens?... #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Gee, Ted, nothing, as far as I can see. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) onlt thing i can think of is my oarents giving me money and thinking im using it for prom, that i think i can bullshit my way around, only thing is money.... i start saving now. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) You do that, Ted. #2<T1:Hawk ) Gee get a job. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) heh #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i cant get job until summer, im a fully matriculated college student and my fiancial aid plan wont let me work if i want the money from them #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Don't tell them. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Get an under-the-table job. #2<T1:Hawk ) Ahhh your a leach on society #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i dont want to risk them finding out becuase i cant say "gee sorry" and get it back. #2<T1:Hawk ) Ahhh your a leach on society.
Hawk worked at
7-11. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) no i just got a student loan to pay back in a few years then i get out with a degree and OWN 7-11! <snicker> #3[T1:Omni Man (//) <duck> #2<T1:Hawk ) Yeah so... #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Are they giving away a free 7-11 with every college diploma again? I remember when they did that promotion a few years back.... #2<T1:Hawk ) heh #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ahahahahhahahahahahaa #3[T1:Omni Man (//) you missed my point #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Vote yes or no. #2<T1:Hawk ) gee Ted cool then I could rip you off too. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) right #2<T1:Hawk ) no I git yer point.. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "ahahahahhahahahahahaa" #3[T1:Omni Man (//) "anything in the store for a buck" #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i STILL have pop tarts! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Maybe you could trade in a few for some beer. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) think so? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) No. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) damn. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i got lotsa pop tarts P#2<T1:Hawk ) no brain but he got pastry /p2 Nobody's perfect.
This was a joke. I
refuse to believe
that I may have
been a Winona
Ryder fan. /p2 Well, Winona Ryder, but nobody else. P#2<T1:Hawk ) she cut her hair.! yic #2<T1:Hawk ) so what u studieing? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) maybe i could sell them to russian exchange students who dont know what they are for mega bucks and tell them they are worth alot of money on the balck market in europe? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) psychology, art, and...god i dunno what my other minor is. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) That's so stupid it just might be Ted. P#2<T1:Hawk ) did you get that! in buffer?! /p2 But of course. P#2<T1:Hawk ) hey beauty ehh #2<T1:Hawk ) Take off you hoser #3[T1:Omni Man (//) my friend sold a vw rabbit to some russian students last year for like 11,000 dollars, now how did they think they were gonna get that back to russia? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) UPS. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i dont have and hose on P#2<T1:Hawk ) Muahahhaaa #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ups? delivers CARS? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well, put it in a box. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) aahahahah "in peices" #1[T1:Shelf Paper) No, a big box. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ahahahahahah #3[T1:Omni Man (//) "gee mack, i wonder whatsin this box that is so HEAVY" #3[T1:Omni Man (//) "UPS NXT DAY AIR" #3[T1:Omni Man (//) +E /p2 Gee, I'm tired but I just can't leave.... This is too much fun... P#2<T1:Hawk ) I cant stay....oh but I want to. /p2 Heh. #2<T1:Hawk ) I #2<T1:Hawk ) c #2<T1:Hawk ) a #2<T1:Hawk ) n #2<T1:Hawk ) y #2<T1:Hawk ) t #2<T1:Hawk ) t #2<T1:Hawk ) a #2<T1:Hawk ) k #2<T1:Hawk ) e #2<T1:Hawk ) i #2<T1:Hawk ) t #2<T1:Hawk ) n #2<T1:Hawk ) o #2<T1:Hawk ) m #2<T1:Hawk ) o #2<T1:Hawk ) e #3[T1:Omni Man (//) quarter to three, im gone. inform you about beach party soon to come P#2<T1:Hawk ) hurray! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Can't wait, Ted. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) heh #1[T1:Shelf Paper) And I mean that. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) bye #2<T1:Hawk ) You do that Ted. -->. - #3[T1:Omni Man (//:#032* #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Wow. #2<T1:Hawk ) buffer off #1[T1:Shelf Paper) It's been a long time since I last got a good Ted buffer.
I don't remember
the exact number,
but I had more
than a thousand
different macros.
This one was
another Monty
Python reference. #2<T1:Hawk ) got and END macro?? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Heh, yeah. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) ___ _____ _ _ _ _ ___ __ | _|_ _| | | | \ | | _| \ | |_ | | | | | | \| | |_| | | _| | | | | | | _| | | | |_ | | | | | | |\ | |_| | |___| |_| |_|_| |_| \_|___|__/ #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Close enough. #2<T1:Hawk ) do do deee #2<T1:Hawk ) g'night Andy.. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) _____ _ _ ___ ___ _ _ __ |_ _| | | _| | _| \ | | \ | | | | | |_ | |_| \| | | | | | | _| | _| | | | | | | | | |_ | |_| |\ | | |_| |_|_|___| |___|_| \_|__/ #1[T1:Shelf Paper) 'Night, Keith.
"/q" was the
logoff command. #2<T1:Hawk ) Slash Queue....... -->. - #2<T1:Hawk :#012*