The Sapphire Sex Fiend

The Sapphire Sex Fiend

The following transcript was recorded on December 16, 1991, at about 1:30 am, by Kumquoto:

#2<T1:Sapphire) well, I have to get up in 4 hrs and 45 min #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) <watching Harlem Nights
This was one of my
last nights on
D-Dial, as I was
moving away. #7[T1:Colin Baker) Waitaminute. You're moving, like never-to-return-type moving!? #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) why? #2<T1:Sapphire) and I still have to write two essays #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) That's the idea, yes.
Cmdr. Kang was
another former
D-Dialer who had
moved away, never
to be heard from
again. My move had
nothing to do with
him. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I'm going off to live with Cmdr Kang. #2<T1:Sapphire) school sux #7[T1:Colin Baker) so lug the typewriter over to the computer.. #2<T1:Sapphire) the computer IS the typewriter #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) <out of sch00l for a month and a half #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Fuck computers. Use a pencil. #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) pen #7[T1:Colin Baker) She tried, but they get too sticky and keys jam. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Pencil. #2<T1:Sapphire) heh
I had been
borrowing Colin's
300 baud modem for
some time. #7[T1:Colin Baker) I suppose I would like my modem back then, yes. #2<T1:Sapphire) i get it #2<T1:Sapphire) I feel like shit #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) You look like shit, too. #7[T1:Colin Baker) [supressing comment] #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Ok, come get it. #7[T1:Colin Baker) Thank you, Andy. #2<T1:Sapphire) thanx a lot, jerk #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Woof. #2<T1:Sapphire) I've been nice to you..... #7[T1:Colin Baker) <sigh> I was afraid you'd say that. #2<T1:Sapphire) schmuck #7[T1:Colin Baker) Arf. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Arf. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Howl. #2<T1:Sapphire) .p7 you don't get it.  shhhhhh #7[T1:Colin Baker) Hmm, could you give it to, say, Chris, who could hold it in exchange for his disk drive? #2<T1:Sapphire) .p1 MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Heh, I suppose I could. #2<T1:Sapphire) MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #7[T1:Colin Baker) ok, cool #2<T1:Sapphire) MMMMMOOOOOOOOOO
Dumping all my
macros online
would have taken
a long time and
annoyed everybody.
Even so, I didn't
actually do it. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) You know, before I leave, I should probably dump all my macros. #2<T1:Sapphire) what?  I hear andy coming #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Not. #4<T1:JavaMon(IWAB(C!) NO. #2<T1:Sapphire) MOOO #7[T1:Colin Baker) .p2 Oh, he's a screamer? #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) gnight all.. -->. - #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm? #2<T1:Sapphire) heh #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Shall I do it alphabetically? #7[T1:Colin Baker) You will come back to visit, won't you? #2<T1:Sapphire) puke #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) .p2 You promised you wouldn't tell. #2<T1:Sapphire) Well, I'm quite the sex fiend tonight, eh? #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I suppose there's a chance I'll be back to visit, someday. #2<T1:Sapphire) first john, now Andy #7[T1:Colin Baker) Yeah, but we like it. #2<T1:Sapphire) You want a blow job Johnnie #2<T1:Sapphire) ? #7[T1:Colin Baker) Whoa. #2<T1:Sapphire) In case Kelley isn't good enough #7[T1:Colin Baker) "How much?" #2<T1:Sapphire) (I was kidding) #7[T1:Colin Baker) (I know) #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Oh, you were kidding. #2<T1:Sapphire) .p7 More than you can afford, honey #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) And here I thought all sexual favors offered on D-Dial were serious. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Silly me. #2<T1:Sapphire) andy, you would #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Trix are for kids. #7[T1:Colin Baker) .p2 True, I guess .75 doesn't go very far on the streets of CT anymore. #2<T1:Sapphire) you'd jump at any offer you got #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Not from you, dear. #7[T1:Colin Baker) OOOOOOO! #2<T1:Sapphire) that's right, for me, you'd run #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Away. #2<T1:Sapphire) and you know it #2<T1:Sapphire) aha #2<T1:Sapphire) yeah, you wouldn #2<T1:Sapphire) I am fucking tired #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) You know, I don't have to take this abuse. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I just enjoy it. #2<T1:Sapphire) you're right, you don't #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I must see Kelley again before I go. I need my farewell slap. #7[T1:Colin Baker) hahaha #7[T1:Colin Baker) mebbe you'll get lucky and she'll close her fist
I used to really
like blueberry
schnapps. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Anybody want to buy a bottle of blueberry schnapps? #2<T1:Sapphire) no #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Fucking minors. #2<T1:Sapphire) I'm no alkie, Andy #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) (Nothing against you there, I'm just dreaming) #2<T1:Sapphire) please #7[T1:Colin Baker) AHAHAHAHA -->. - #2<T1:Sapphire:#115* --> #2 Login #7[T1:Colin Baker) she's a major, anyway. -->. + #2[T1:Sapphire:#115* #7[T1:Colin Baker) Scary, eh? #7[T1:Colin Baker) rewend #2[T1:Sapphire) re #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Oh, the play on words. Sucks. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Re.
"JavaMon" had
nothing to do with
the programming
language Java,
which didn't exist
back then. He just
liked coffee. #4<T1:JavaMon(IWAB(C!) re #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I bought this bottle just before I gave up drinking. Now I don't know what to do with it. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I suppose I could always christen a ship or something. #2<T1:Sapphire) well let's see...I'm carrying Faugno's love child, I've told everyone how Andy screams every time he comes when I'm with him, I've been turned down by John to give him a blow job...that leaves Bill.  Bill? #7[T1:Colin Baker) .p2 I didn't turn you down, you just won't negotiate. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) "Love" child. That's a good one. #2<T1:Sapphire) honey, it's free of course #7[T1:Colin Baker) .p2 And you've made up disgusting antonyms regarding oral sex. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) No, Wendy, you're mistaken, I scream everytime you come near me. #2<T1:Sapphire) acronyms #7[T1:Colin Baker) bahahaha #7[T1:Colin Baker) er, you're right #2<T1:Sapphire) .p7 true.... #7[T1:Colin Baker) pardon, it's late #7[T1:Colin Baker) Then again, so's Wendi. #2<T1:Sapphire) .p1 out of delight to see me cuz you know how good I am in bed
GTFO stood for
Getting the Fuck
Out. I was moving. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Hah, that's not something I really hope to find out, sweetheart. #2<T1:Sapphire) well of course I'm late John.  Pregnant women usually are #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I think I'll just stay out of your bed. --> #3 Login -->. + #3[T1:Marshall Majere:#017* #4<T1:JavaMon(IWAB(C!) re John #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Oh, look, John's back. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Re John. #2<T1:Sapphire) .p1 you should be so privileged #2<T1:Sapphire) Re John #3[T1:Marshall Majere) Re.. had to go watch Liquid TV on MTV. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) "Keep dreaming." #7[T1:Colin Baker) re Juan #3[T1:Marshall Majere) Now I have to go churn out a Soc paper.. #3[T1:Marshall Majere) Goodnight. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Quit throwing yourself at me, Sapphire. Learn to take "Piss off" for an answer. -->. - #3[T1:Marshall Majere:#017* #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Good luck, John. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) A little late. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Man, I've got to stop getting my music from Raf. This shit is depressing. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) No wonder he's like that.
From Hamlet. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) The rest is silence. #4<T1:JavaMon(IWAB(C!) piss lurkage. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Any idea what my mslot pw is?
From Ferris
Bueller's Day Off. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Anyone? #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Anyone? #2<T1:Sapphire) not I #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Bueller? #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Deaghern. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Well, this has gotten too dead for comfort. #2<T1:Sapphire) bye
"Raphaic" was an
invented adjective
meaning "like
Raf." That's
pretty much all
the explanation I
can offer. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I think I'll just go listen to this Raphaic music and cry myself to sleep. #2<T1:Sapphire) we'll miss you oh so much #2<T1:Sapphire) I'll try not to cry #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Oh, fuck you, Wendy, and no, I don't mean that literally. God, no. #7[T1:Colin Baker) seeyah AnD #7[T1:Colin Baker) hahaha

	`#2<T1:Sapphire) well, I have to get up in 4 hrs and 45 min #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) <watching Harlem Nights`
This was one of my last nights on D-Dial, as I was moving away.	`#7[T1:Colin Baker) Waitaminute. You're moving, like never-to-return-type moving!? #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) why? #2<T1:Sapphire) and I still have to write two essays #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) That's the idea, yes.`
Cmdr. Kang was another former D-Dialer who had moved away, never to be heard from again. My move had nothing to do with him.	`#1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I'm going off to live with Cmdr Kang. #2<T1:Sapphire) school sux #7[T1:Colin Baker) so lug the typewriter over to the computer.. #2<T1:Sapphire) the computer IS the typewriter #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) <out of sch00l for a month and a half #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Fuck computers. Use a pencil. #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) pen #7[T1:Colin Baker) She tried, but they get too sticky and keys jam. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Pencil. #2<T1:Sapphire) heh`
I had been borrowing Colin's 300 baud modem for some time.	#7[T1:Colin Baker) I suppose I would like my modem back then, yes. #2<T1:Sapphire) i get it #2<T1:Sapphire) I feel like shit #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) You look like shit, too. #7[T1:Colin Baker) [supressing comment] #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Ok, come get it. #7[T1:Colin Baker) Thank you, Andy. #2<T1:Sapphire) thanx a lot, jerk #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Woof. #2<T1:Sapphire) I've been nice to you..... #7[T1:Colin Baker) <sigh> I was afraid you'd say that. #2<T1:Sapphire) schmuck #7[T1:Colin Baker) Arf. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Arf. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Howl. #2<T1:Sapphire) .p7 you don't get it. shhhhhh #7[T1:Colin Baker) Hmm, could you give it to, say, Chris, who could hold it in exchange for his disk drive? #2<T1:Sapphire) .p1 MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Heh, I suppose I could. #2<T1:Sapphire) MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #7[T1:Colin Baker) ok, cool #2<T1:Sapphire) MMMMMOOOOOOOOOO
Dumping all my macros online would have taken a long time and annoyed everybody. Even so, I didn't actually do it.	#1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) You know, before I leave, I should probably dump all my macros. #2<T1:Sapphire) what? I hear andy coming #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Not. #4<T1:JavaMon(IWAB(C!) NO. #2<T1:Sapphire) MOOO #7[T1:Colin Baker) .p2 Oh, he's a screamer? #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm?) gnight all.. -->. - #5[T1:Javvy(Hmmmm? #2<T1:Sapphire) heh #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Shall I do it alphabetically? #7[T1:Colin Baker) You will come back to visit, won't you? #2<T1:Sapphire) puke #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) .p2 You promised you wouldn't tell. #2<T1:Sapphire) Well, I'm quite the sex fiend tonight, eh? #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I suppose there's a chance I'll be back to visit, someday. #2<T1:Sapphire) first john, now Andy #7[T1:Colin Baker) Yeah, but we like it. #2<T1:Sapphire) You want a blow job Johnnie #2<T1:Sapphire) ? #7[T1:Colin Baker) Whoa. #2<T1:Sapphire) In case Kelley isn't good enough #7[T1:Colin Baker) "How much?" #2<T1:Sapphire) (I was kidding) #7[T1:Colin Baker) (I know) #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Oh, you were kidding. #2<T1:Sapphire) .p7 More than you can afford, honey #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) And here I thought all sexual favors offered on D-Dial were serious. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Silly me. #2<T1:Sapphire) andy, you would #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Trix are for kids. #7[T1:Colin Baker) .p2 True, I guess .75 doesn't go very far on the streets of CT anymore. #2<T1:Sapphire) you'd jump at any offer you got #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Not from you, dear. #7[T1:Colin Baker) OOOOOOO! #2<T1:Sapphire) that's right, for me, you'd run #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Away. #2<T1:Sapphire) and you know it #2<T1:Sapphire) aha #2<T1:Sapphire) yeah, you wouldn #2<T1:Sapphire) I am fucking tired #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) You know, I don't have to take this abuse. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I just enjoy it. #2<T1:Sapphire) you're right, you don't #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I must see Kelley again before I go. I need my farewell slap. #7[T1:Colin Baker) hahaha #7[T1:Colin Baker) mebbe you'll get lucky and she'll close her fist
I used to really like blueberry schnapps.	#1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Anybody want to buy a bottle of blueberry schnapps? #2<T1:Sapphire) no #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Fucking minors. #2<T1:Sapphire) I'm no alkie, Andy #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) (Nothing against you there, I'm just dreaming) #2<T1:Sapphire) please #7[T1:Colin Baker) AHAHAHAHA -->. - #2<T1:Sapphire:#115* --> #2 Login #7[T1:Colin Baker) she's a major, anyway. -->. + #2[T1:Sapphire:#115* #7[T1:Colin Baker) Scary, eh? #7[T1:Colin Baker) rewend #2[T1:Sapphire) re #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Oh, the play on words. Sucks. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Re.
"JavaMon" had nothing to do with the programming language Java, which didn't exist back then. He just liked coffee.	#4<T1:JavaMon(IWAB(C!) re #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I bought this bottle just before I gave up drinking. Now I don't know what to do with it. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I suppose I could always christen a ship or something. #2<T1:Sapphire) well let's see...I'm carrying Faugno's love child, I've told everyone how Andy screams every time he comes when I'm with him, I've been turned down by John to give him a blow job...that leaves Bill. Bill? #7[T1:Colin Baker) .p2 I didn't turn you down, you just won't negotiate. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) "Love" child. That's a good one. #2<T1:Sapphire) honey, it's free of course #7[T1:Colin Baker) .p2 And you've made up disgusting antonyms regarding oral sex. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) No, Wendy, you're mistaken, I scream everytime you come near me. #2<T1:Sapphire) acronyms #7[T1:Colin Baker) bahahaha #7[T1:Colin Baker) er, you're right #2<T1:Sapphire) .p7 true.... #7[T1:Colin Baker) pardon, it's late #7[T1:Colin Baker) Then again, so's Wendi. #2<T1:Sapphire) .p1 out of delight to see me cuz you know how good I am in bed
GTFO stood for Getting the Fuck Out. I was moving.	#1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Hah, that's not something I really hope to find out, sweetheart. #2<T1:Sapphire) well of course I'm late John. Pregnant women usually are #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I think I'll just stay out of your bed. --> #3 Login -->. + #3[T1:Marshall Majere:#017* #4<T1:JavaMon(IWAB(C!) re John #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Oh, look, John's back. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Re John. #2<T1:Sapphire) .p1 you should be so privileged #2<T1:Sapphire) Re John #3[T1:Marshall Majere) Re.. had to go watch Liquid TV on MTV. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) "Keep dreaming." #7[T1:Colin Baker) re Juan #3[T1:Marshall Majere) Now I have to go churn out a Soc paper.. #3[T1:Marshall Majere) Goodnight. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Quit throwing yourself at me, Sapphire. Learn to take "Piss off" for an answer. -->. - #3[T1:Marshall Majere:#017* #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Good luck, John. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) A little late. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Man, I've got to stop getting my music from Raf. This shit is depressing. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) No wonder he's like that.
From Hamlet.	`#1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) The rest is silence. #4<T1:JavaMon(IWAB(C!) piss lurkage. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Any idea what my mslot pw is?`
From Ferris Bueller's Day Off.	`#1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Anyone? #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Anyone? #2<T1:Sapphire) not I #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Bueller? #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Deaghern. #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Well, this has gotten too dead for comfort. #2<T1:Sapphire) bye`
"Raphaic" was an invented adjective meaning "like Raf." That's pretty much all the explanation I can offer.	`#1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) I think I'll just go listen to this Raphaic music and cry myself to sleep. #2<T1:Sapphire) we'll miss you oh so much #2<T1:Sapphire) I'll try not to cry #1[T1:Kumquoto (GTFO) Oh, fuck you, Wendy, and no, I don't mean that literally. God, no. #7[T1:Colin Baker) seeyah AnD #7[T1:Colin Baker) hahaha`