The following transcript was recorded on March 29, 1991, by WereWolf:
| This joke appeared
in /mf, one of the member-maintained "/mslots" which were displayed periodically during chats. |
*** /MF ***
My girlfriend told me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt ... so i fucked her twice and hit her over the head with a
#4[T1:Jeer) why not just copy them all like I do?
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| Sibs, a.k.a.
Shorty, a.k.a. John, was the sysop of Belgium, and also Snoopy's boyfriend. |
#1[T1:Shelf Paper) (Of course, Sibs would've said "12
times") #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) 3 inches huh hawk? #7[T1:Hawk ) hehe #1[T1:Shelf Paper) (They don't call him "Shorty" for nothing.) #7[T1:Hawk ) across #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) "So I hit her with a ruler." #4[T1:Jeer) heh #7[T1:Hawk ) leave my penis out of this convo #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) shut the fuckup, I bet he's a lot bigger than you, just becayse his body is short and thin, doesnt mean his dick is #1[T1:Shelf Paper) What a dick. |
| A line from Young
Frankenstein. |
#1[T1:Shelf Paper) "Oh, sank you doctor."
#4[T1:Jeer) oh, do tell snoop. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ooh, she's getting defensive. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Snoopy always was a loyal one. /p1 You like doing this don't you? #7[T1:Hawk ) lets leave everons penis' alone #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) no, sorry, I "wouldnt know" P#1[T1:Shelf Paper) Duh. #7[T1:Hawk ) everyones..rather |
| Snoopy was also
called Kelley (or Kelli, or Kel). |
#1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well, Kel, you just came up with a good
idea for the next meet. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) not mine, i dont have one #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) I'd hope not. #4[T1:Jeer) haha #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) oh shit, ewhat? #7[T1:Hawk ) <<<<<MMUUURRRFPPHHLL>>>>> #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Oh, nothing. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) tell ne #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) -n+m #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Nah. #7[T1:Hawk ) <<<<<MMUUURRRFPPHHLL>>>>> #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Not worth it. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) NOW #1[T1:Shelf Paper) You'd just hate me. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Again. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) heh #7[T1:Hawk ) <<<<<MMUUURRRFPPHHLL>>>>> #7[T1:Hawk ) no comment -->. - #4[T1:Jeer:#010* |
| I had macros for
all occasions. |
#1[T1:Shelf Paper)
_ |/ |_ | | | |\ |_ |_ |_ | _ ___ _ _ _ |_| |_| | |_ |_ |\/| |_ | | | | | |_ _| | | |_ #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) what the hell is <MMUUURRRFPPHHLL>? #7[T1:Hawk ) means I aint gonna say it! #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) oh...ok #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Gee. #7[T1:Hawk ) had a 'thought' #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) aych #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Alert the media. #7[T1:Hawk ) nhine #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Eye? #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) call guinis #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) how do you spell that anyway? #7[T1:Hawk ) calling where? #7[T1:Hawk ) Guinness #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) thanx #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Got Keith's attention there. #7[T1:Hawk ) best beer inthe world --> #4 Login #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) now, now keith #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Says so in the GUinness Book. -->. + #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9:#034* #7[T1:Hawk ) Kel you aint my mum.... #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) what? That hawk has a 3 inch dick? #7[T1:Hawk ) hiya Nh #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) hi #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) jk |
| "NH," we were
told, stood for "No Handle." |
#1[T1:Shelf Paper)
__ _ _ | \ | | _ _ | | | \ | | | | | | | | | |\ \ | | | |____| | | | | | \ \| | | ____ | |_| | | \ | | | | | _ |_| \__| |_| |_| |_| #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) andy! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) No, that Shorty doesn't. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "Shorty" #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) ha ha ha #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "2-Short" #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "Stubby" #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) haha #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) 2-Short-2-Please? #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) no, i dont think so #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ah, that's a good one. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well, how would you know, Kel? #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) i "don't" #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) "leir" #7[T1:Hawk ) <<<<<MMUUURRRFPPHHLL>>>>> #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well, maybe you should find out before you get too seriously involved... |
| Nh joined in the
middle of the conversation but had no problem picking up the thread and continuing it. |
#4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) heh you might be dissapointed
#2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) no, iknow #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Or even disappointed. #7[T1:Hawk ) you guys are getting crude #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "getting"? #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) hell.. we are crude #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) not diappointed and can we drop the subject? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) He's reassured yiou. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well what do you expect him to say? #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) no, #7[T1:Hawk ) lets drop Johns penis.... #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) "dont worry.. thats just a rumor!" #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) haha #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) drop johns penis? <who's holding it?> #1[T1:Shelf Paper) "No, really, they call me shorty because of my height! Really!" #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Not Kelli, Apparently. #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) haha #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) not at the moment, shut up about it already #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) "nobody is holding it.. its tooshort!" #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Don't you just love d-dial? |
| Because Belgium
was hosted at John's house, he would have been able to look in on our chat without making his presence known. |
#2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) i hope hes watching this
#1[T1:Shelf Paper) Me too. #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) i bet he's having a good laugh #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Me too. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) hes probably on the floor laughing #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Probably looking for it. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) He dropped it,. you know. #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) haha. #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) with tweezers in one hand and a microscope in the other #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) oh god please stop, I'm going to p in my oants #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) is john the type of guy that if he was running naked and ran into a wall he would hurt his nose first? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) He sure as hell wouldn't hurt the wall. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) stop, please #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) lurk #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) Poor Kelli. |
| I (Shelf Paper)
did not record this chat, but WereWolf, who had slightly more advanced software, was able to back up and capture it. Thanks, Chris. |
#1[T1:Shelf Paper) Ah, Kel, you're enjoying it, and I wish I
had my buffer on. #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) how do you know andy.. maybe he has astrong nose #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) I got scrollback. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Just look at him. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Well record it. #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) true #1[T1:Shelf Paper) (So, she's lurking, eh? Think she's calling you-know-who?) #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) chris is recording john's tiny appendage <Noted> |
| I do not remember
what this Kermit comment (or the thing about the bird) meant. If you can tell me, please send me email. |
#1[T1:Shelf Paper) I hear he can make Kermit the Frog
shadows with it. #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) hahaha #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) back #1[T1:Shelf Paper) to the future. #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9) no, kermit is too tall! #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) Yeah, I heard something about that from a bird. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) yes, record this whoever -->. - #4[T1:Nh(WW(RedSox(9:#034* #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Danger! #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Danger! #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) can anyone? -->. #7[T1:Hawk :#012* #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Can anyone? #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I can. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) i cant |
| A line from The
Doors. |
#1[T1:Shelf Paper) I am the Lizard King.
#2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) do it #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I can do anything. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) so, record this conversation #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Nah, too late, already missed the good stuff. #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) I got it. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) so, scroll back #1[T1:Shelf Paper) I believe Chris can, though. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) cool, i want it #1[T1:Shelf Paper) She wants it, Chris. #1[T1:Shelf Paper) Give it to her. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) no, no, mail it to john, or put it in his P.O box #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) haha. --> #7 Login #3[T1:WereWolf(STW/MLO) I'll get a copy to him. |
| "/e000" would send
email to John. |
S#1[T1:Shelf Paper) /e000 Your grilfriend is telling me to
do her, and now she wants it from Chris. #2[T1:Sn00py (SLS) he'll die |
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