The following transcript was recorded on March 26, 1991, at about 1:00 am, by Kumquoto (Shelf Paper):
| Sometimes I would
literally ask Ted for a good "Ted" story. He knew the chat was being recorded. |
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Ted, talk about something really big.
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) phant trie to over charge me on his used commie, ill have to talk to him about that, lucky didnt buy it yet #3[T1:Omni Man (//) tried #2[T1:Shelf Paper) What was his price? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) 130 for useless warez, a c64 and a 1541 /p3 Yeah. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) oh, and a 1200 baud modem #2[T1:Shelf Paper) Dollars? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) how much would YOU pay for that all with the modem? /p3 I wouldn't. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes...hah #2[T1:Shelf Paper) Phantist is a shrewd businessman. #2[T1:Shelf Paper) NOT! |
| This is not just
Ted being dumb. Back then, 1200 bps was fast. Most of us were running at 300 baud. That was all D-Dial used. |
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) im buying it for jackal... he doesnt
have alot of money and would really apreciate 1200bps. faugno says 100 tops, what u say? /p3 Man, could you buy something for me too? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hehehehehehe. when my girl friend sold coke i had money up my ass i bought everyone everything, i used to buy faugno copmuter junk all the time. this is before i knew what a computer was /p3 How much did she rake in, say, weekly? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i dunno.... i know what she gave ME was say, 500 a week just becuase she liked me. /p3 Still got her number? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) shes dead. a year now. |
| We had a friend
whose last name was Meagher, pronounced "mar." Therefore, any word with an "ar" sound in it was altered to match. For example, "bar" became "beagher" (which we would pronounce like "eager" with a "b"). "Deaghern," of course, meant "darn." |
/p3 Deaghern.
/p3 How much did she leave you? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) think i would be stupid enough to date anyone else if she was still around??... heh i thought you knew, i met colleen 2 weeks after she died, people always wondered why i hung around with weirdos, now they know P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) she left me one thing, her motrocycle. /p3 That's it? Man, why only that? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) kawasaki ninja 1100cc's. but i cant ride very well and i fucked it up, needs repairs P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) she died "suddenly" /p3 Ah, one of those drive-by shootings, I suspect. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i dunno, that cycle is not a cheap machine.... all it needs is a new speedometer, new brakes and a right mirror and new paint job and shes all set. /p3 So get 'er fixed. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) cocaine over does, they tried the drive bys, missed twice. they evene tried to drag her away in a straight jacket once, but she had, as you can guess a couple of "friends"... i just took the money, didnt ask P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i will one of thses days. /p3 I didn't know they ever missed drive-bys. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i need $$ and i need to learn to ride it. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) neither did i, but i was told they "missed" usualy what the mean by "missed" is she got them before they got her. but what i was told is they "missed" /p3 Oh she got them first, eh? |
| HRB, the Hard Rock
Bard, was a rather large friend. Enduro was another friend, who liked (and owned) guns. |
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) thats what i think.... she had a goon
follower her around that would make HRB look like a weenie and he liked fire and fire power. he had a BIG gun..didnt know what kind, im not enduro-gun expert but it was big /p3 Ah, ye olde bodyguard. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) but now i have no money and like a fool i spent it on my friends who have no intentions of paying me back. one kid owes me easily over 300 /p3 You fool. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i was told her was a pyromaniac, i was told not to ask questions. /p3 So her goon blew them all away. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i did things like throw too many "beach parties" /p3 Gee, Ted, how did you meet this girl? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i guess he did. form he look of him i think he ate them, /p3 And what was his name? |
| A prep mixer was
a dance at Fairfield Prep, Ted's high school. |
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) prep mixer beleive it or not.
/p3 Aha. She was dealing. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) mike , they called him daltry... im not sure if that was his last name or becuase eh was a who fan... P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) perhaps. i met her, asked her to dance, she said "no, but wanna go out?" i was 15, she was 17 who was i to say no. /p3 Yeah, who were you. So, did you buy any? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) she looked like average "i'm a st joes senior" type... yknow, pink sweater, blonde straight hair little leather shoes.... BIG leather jacket BIG friends BIG money. /p3 BIG anything else? /p3 and HOT! P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) buy any waht coke? no. she wouldnt let me get any where NEAR drugs. first drugs i took were after she died /p3 To get over it, I suppose. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) semily big tits and a major attitude. 5'9" at 36 28 20 wasnt bad < my guesses, not like i ever found out> /p3 Oh. Ah. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes, actually to get over her, and colleen... ask john faugno, i looked like shyt /p3 You mean you once looked good? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) he says he found stuff in my room and the place smelt like pot, i duuno if he ever found anything to, if it was there it was gone. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) not good, just "younger" /p3 We all once looked younger, bozo. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hheheheheeh /p3 Well, you're over her now. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i know.... to top it off 'daddy' was rich too...so any money she didnt have , steal , or sell for she could ask for. convient life style, no? most of those street fights i told every oen i was in... P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i watched mike pulp an army of people whil i knew him told the story, left out mike and replaced him with me...convient , no? /p3 Very convient, yes. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah, i m...somtimes i think.... i did date her for over 2 years.... sometimes i think of her, sometimes i cant remember her, sometimes i cant forget, she was never very nice to me, but she gave me money P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no one beleives the stories, they all happened, just not me, him. /p3 Of course. She just gave you money. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i saw him set fire to a house once. it was scary. i was drving by on the back of kris's bike and he was lighting it..... my dad read abou the fire in the news paper the next day i was shitiing bricks /p3 That must hurt. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) well she gave me money, but she treated me like shit, she cut me once becasue i argued with her, and i "raised my voice". i didnt aruge again till i got bigger. mike told me she got scared of me cuz i got big /p3 So, you went out with this girl and she paid you. That would make you a.... P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) mike never talked much.... just "suggested" but ya knew what he meant if ya could figger it out... interesting pair, him n' her... wonder where that guy came from, reminds me of the biker in raising arizona! /p3 The nose? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) never kissed her, never slept with her, just followed her around and did what she said, that makes me a weasel /p3 So she didn't even get her money's worth. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nose? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) umm, no. /p3 So, what do you mean by "did what she said," then? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) if she wanted it she could have had it. never made any moves tho, never wanted it i guss. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) "ted. shut up" ok. "ted give this man the breif case you are holding" ok. "ted, heres a gun, dont shoot it unless i tell you" ok. "ted im gonna teach you how to shoot" ok. "ted shoot him" ok. /p3 "Ted shoot him"?? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i was a treible shot tho... P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ...yes, ted shoot him. /p3 "ok."?? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) she told me to a few times..... most of the guys at prep <bill and john included. dont think im weird for no reason...there are a few good ones. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes, ok.... what was i gonna do say no? /p3 And you did. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hey i sucked, i missed alot anyway /p3 "a lot." P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i pulled the trigger, yes. /p3 Ever hit anything? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah, alot. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes. /p3 ? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) alot. /p3 Please continue. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i got to court tomorrow, lets put it that way <took long enough for the court to get the paper work> /p3 You are charged with what? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah, i wont go to jail tho. my "self defense charge already passed" theyre calling it somethign like 'exessive use of force' rather than armed assault, i might have to pay fines tho. /p3 Is this trial/hearing/whatever open to the public? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i think so... actually, i think tomorrow is what they call a depostion, whats that? |
| Here I obviously
had no idea of what I was talking about, but Ted didn't seem to notice. |
/p3 Well, speaking only as a fan of L.A. Law, I believe a
deposition is when the lawyers get together and chat about the case. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ok... hmmm. i have to make a "statement" or sumthing too. /p3Yah, that. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) all the criminal charges <12 of them> are dropped. self defense prevailed. i just got a lot of "personal damages" law suits or sumthin' /p3 What did you do? /p3 "allegedly" P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) shot two men, knifed another, ran one over, severl fist fights and i "dropped" a man from a bridge. /p3 Dropped a man from a bridge. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i thought i was arnold schwartz, but i wasnt strong enuff to hold him by one hand... /p3 "I had to let him go." P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) he didnt die tho /p3 Did any of them? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) right. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) except my quote was closer to "oops" P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) it looked easy in the movies /p3 And the charges were dropped. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hospitals like me, i give them all sorts of easy to fix wounds they can chage mega money for /p3 Yes, but how many kills? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah the charges were dropped all of em... excessive use of force is all thats left. he was bigger than me and it was an accidnet!. . got a witness to say i tried to catch him. /p3 It was an accident. You accidently shot two guys, knifed another, ran over another, and dropped a guy from a bridge. I could just see Jimmy Smits saying "It was an accident." P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) 2 indirect kills. they were judged 'due to extrenuating circumsatnces', rather than 'murder one' /p3 Two kills. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) the bridge was an accidnet /p3 But ALL the charges were dropped. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) indirectly! P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) not my FAULT! /p3 And how were they killed? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) except excessive force. /p3 Bet you're parents are proud. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i ran one over and the other died from head wounds /p3 "you're"? /p3 "your" /p3 Head wounds. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) Dad|"Great my son the juvenile delquient" i always hear that. --> #1 Login -->. + #1[T1:Hawk :#012* #2[T1:Shelf Paper) Hawk. #2[T1:Shelf Paper) Again. #1[T1:Hawk ) yes me #1[T1:Hawk ) again #1[T1:Hawk ) is ted dead? #1[T1:Hawk ) not crainally #2[T1:Shelf Paper) Doubt it. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) dead? #1[T1:Hawk ) we know he's brain dead.. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) head wounds. i punched him, alot. /p3 Of course. And ran one over. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yep. ran one over with "the green car"... my dad asked me how the grill got dented, told him someone musta hit me in the parking lot /p3 The green car. And the charges were dropped. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i had to rn the guy over tho, he was gonna shoot a friend o mine. that was ruled "neccessary defense of another, who couldn't defend himself" er sumthin like that <dunno technical terms> |
| The law firm of
Jacoby & Meyers advertised on TV a lot. |
/p3 Of course. You must have a good lawyer. Which is it,
Jacoby or Meyers? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i didnt fight for no reason, most of the time if i hadnt my asss would have been shooting daisys. it was ALL self defense, although i id take it a lil extreem a few times, but those were accidents. not premediat P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) mullins. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) my lawyer is mullins. #1[T1:Hawk ) ahh /p3 Never heard of him. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) speaking of which i need to call him in the morning <looking for number> P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hes a junior partner in some mega frim. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) firm /p3 Of course. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) oops. mullin, not mullins. #1[T1:Hawk ) so Ted want to suck my dick so I can tell you how to hack d-dial pws? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) i figgered. #2[T1:Shelf Paper) Ooh Ted, go for it. /p3 Oops. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) actually i thot it was shrtay #3[T1:Omni Man (//) ...... can i suck yer dogs while im at it? -->. - #1<T1:Hawk :#012* --> #1 Login -->. + #1 #1(T1:?) awww he changed it... #1(T1:?) ehheee #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hrh #1(T1:?) Slash Queue... -->. - #1 --> #1 Login -->. + #1[T1:Hawk :#012* P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) any way, non of it was premeditated and not my fault and i got blamed for half the stuff daltry did. /p3 Well, that's not fair. #1[T1:Hawk ) heh |
| "Re" meant "hello
again." |
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Re you.
#1[T1:Hawk ) ahh the fun the fun...Andy want ur pw's for the next 3 months? #2[T1:Shelf Paper) What the hell are you doing? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no big deal tho.. i wasnt about to rush a gunman.. im a born n bred coward. so i ran over him. /p3 Of course. #1[T1:Hawk ) Me?? #2[T1:Shelf Paper) No, Penelope. #1[T1:Ripley??) who ME?? #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hah #1[T1:Hawk ) heh #1[T1:Hawk ) I just happened onto a printout... #3[T1:Omni Man (//) hah. |
| "Thanatos" was my
friend Bob. |
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) well waht ould you do if some one was
say, trying to shoot thanatos and you had 305 hp at yer finger tips? /p3 I wouldn't be in that situation, Ted. #1[T1:Hawk ) ddial pw's to 93 #2[T1:Shelf Paper) The passwords are being changed. #1[T1:Hawk ) But sib's changed the algorythm or what ever.. #1[T1:Hawk ) yeah....so |
| Here, Ted mis-
typed "/p2" and accidentally sent a public message, instead of a private one. |
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) p2 but what if thanna was getting mugged
while we was walking back to the car with some ding dongs from 7-11 and you ere waiting in the car and saw this? <thats what happened> #3[T1:Omni Man (//) oppsie /p3 That's what happened. Yes. You were in the car, and some guy with Ding Dongs was gonna be shot. Yes. And this girl told you to run over him. P#1[T1:Hawk ) ANOTHER TED BUFFER?? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) theortically speaking, wouldnt you step on the gas? /p1 How did you guess? #1[T1:Hawk ) doo doo |
| Hawk, having seen
Ted's /p mistake, immediately knew he was missing out on something good. |
P#1[T1:Hawk ) heheheheheh I want a copy
/p1 Heh. /p1 It's a good one, too., P#1[T1:Hawk ) about what this time? /p1 Oh, about Ted's exploits in the film New Jack City. #1[T1:Hawk ) soooooooooooooooooooo P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nonononono. no one told me to. it was my choice she wasnt there!.... that was an isolated incident, so was the bridge thing. and he was my friend <they guy gettign mugged> it had nuthing to do with my g/f #1[T1:Hawk ) hmmm P#1[T1:Hawk ) oh my /p1 It's a documentary, you know. #1[T1:Hawk ) oh my #1[T1:Hawk ) oh my /p3 Yes, of course, and so you ran him over. And managed not to hit your friend. This was one of this long-distance muggings. #1[T1:Hawk ) oh my #3[T1:Omni Man (//) <just drew awesome picture of super-hero type> #1[T1:Hawk ) oh my -->. - #1[T1:Hawk :#012* #3[T1:Omni Man (//) cool #2[T1:Shelf Paper) oh my P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nope, lucky. judt plain lucky...came damn close tho. friend was up against a wall sitting down. other guy wasnt /p3 You're just something special, Ted. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nah, just real stupid. /p3 No argument here. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) now you know someone who is stupid enough to park a buick on someones chest <didnt real...jsut 'bunted him'..but bunting a man with a car does some seriour damaged... didnt RUN him over. kinda HIT him down> /p3 He kinda died. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah he did, but it was several days l8r. he was quite alive when i called the police and the ambulance. /p3 And what exactly did you say when you called? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i THINK he may have fractured his skull... /p3 Gee, "he may have fractured his skull," not "I may have fractured his skull." /p3 "with the green car." P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i called the police. told em there was two men down, a mugging. mugger still present. send an ambulnace. adress etc. explained when they got there. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i wasnt going that fast from a dead stop 30 feet away. /p3 "Mugger still present." You talk like a movie. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) coulndt be more thabn, what 25-30? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) he shouldnt have died. /p3 I suppose not. /p3 That's why they call it "wrongful death." P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) how else was i supposed to say, hey if they say it like that on the movies i figgered the guy on the fone would understand, no? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) whats a wronful deth /p3 Take a guess. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) when u werent supposed to die or had injuries that shoulndt have bennfatal? /p3 When the death was not natural. You know, MURDER. The M word. What you did. |
| I was, and still
am, a big fan of the word "allegedly." |
/p3 Allegedly.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i didnt murder anyone.... murder is a premeditated insatnt kill doa. /p3 Of course. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yer taking things out of context, i was also a minor at the time. /p3 Of course. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) "Oh, shaddap" |
| "Have you got a
labrador?" was a reference to an old Charlie Dog cartoon, in which Charlie insists he's part labrador retriever, but can't prove it without a labrador to retrieve. Ted didn't get the reference. |
/p3 Have you got a labrador?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) you can close yer buffer now, im tired and dont want to talk about court anymore /p3 Aw, but this makes such good reading. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah i got a lab <kinda i think hes mixed with a LITTLE bit of something else> but hes mostly lab, black one, why? /p3 Rhetorical question. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah, but im done now. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) wassat?? /p3 Ever write for television? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no. id like to. /p3 Well, I'll sell you some good buffers of yourself, if you need some ideas. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hmmm. think i did weird things, shudahave talked to mike. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) theyre all in my head, i dodnt need copies of my original work. /p3 Original work. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) but like i said now all i got is a bunch o fines. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) or law suits. /p3 Well, good luck in court. Let me know how things turn out. I'd like a transcript, if that's at all possible. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) heheheeh. what part dont you believe? /p3 The part where you're talking to me in /p's. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i dunno, can you get transcipts? /p3 Probably. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ahahahahahahahaha. my girl friend started a lot of weird things, ask john ro bill, i had ALOT of money from NO where /p3 Well, go get some more. I could use some. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i ALWAYS got my ass kicked. wish i couldda been mike er someone else. they seemed to always grunt and people cleared the streets. /p3 They'd be good to have around during rush hour. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) YOU could sue some???? what, you sugesting i get another drug filled girlfriend and hopes she sells alot of dope? i like my current. shes cool. could sell drugs if she wanted, but i asked her not to. /p3 You fool, and all the money you're missing out on. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) who, guys like daltry? ahahahah <GRUNT> >no cars< |
| The fact that our
conversations were being recorded and distributed never seemed to deter Ted. |
/p3 Yes, Ted, let's spell it out perfectly so that the
people who read this buffer needn't think for themselves. /p3 "So, he'd grunt and clear the street, so during rush hor, when the street is crowded , you could get him to grunt, and then the street would clear, and then you could go on without traffic." /p3 "Got that, all you buffer readers?" P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah but i dont need a repeat, michelels always telling em how easy itd be for her to sell drugs.... hmmmmm. say they guy i dropped from the bridge, that was less than a story... im sure u have fallen farther /p3 Have I? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) well, the grunting part is obviously and exxageration. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) its not that far. you could've fallen off a tree house er sumthing and fallen farther P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) <its not like i looked for a good bridge to push him over. it was just kinda there> "excuse me this brdige isnt tall eniff to push u off of, would u mind relocating to a more suitable bridge?" /p3 So you lifted him up, brought him over the rail, and let go. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no. i just leverage, pushed him over.. cauhgt hold of his leg as he went over and tried to hold him there but wasnt strong enuff P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) durr just = got /p3 Poor guy. /p3 So, how's he doing now? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) he hit me. so i hit him back. i just happened to knock him off the bridge <the railing was not even as high as his waist. wasnt too hard to knock him over> P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) slight limp i think. /p3 Do you see him still? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yah right, if i did hed probably shoot first and see if it was mistaken identity later. <assuming he carries a gun now> /p3 Of course. /p3 Are you enjoying this as much as I and the thousands of readers out ther are? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) you actaully think its that impossible for me to have kncoked a guy over a railing in a fist fight?.... i mean what are the cops gonna say, they took us both and called the parents "yer sons were fighting" /p3 Did I say it was impossible? /p3 That's not the only story you've told tonight, as well. |
| I don't see how I
could possibly have taken these stories out of context if I've presented them exactly as Ted told them to me. |
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nah, its borng to me, yer taking it out
of context. these are things that just kind happened to me. havent you ever been with a friend and say acidnetally hurt him? once a freind of mine lit a <cont> /p3 I've never accidently run him over and killed him, no. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) firecracker to close to my other friend and the fuse was real short, he didnt know, it wasnt his fault <fortuanately matt wasnt really hurt, but coullda blow a finger off> /p3 Well, that's a more believable story. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah but alot of people have hit people with cars and didnt really mean to do that much damage. it was an acidnet P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) firecracker, i pushed someone off a bridge. the bridge was that high...its not that starnge. /p3 And you were trained to shoot on command. Let's not forget that one. Or two. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i was 16. it was just something that happened ina fight. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no i wasnt trained, she said shoot a few times .... so i did, but i didnt hit much cuz i cant shoot. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) people arent gonna stand there while i aim... the best i ever did i think was i got someone in the foot P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) or the leg maybe. /p3 You said previously that you shot two guys. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) im blind in one eye, hard enouff for me to see <borm with bad eyesight> you should see me play darts! 6"hey thats my nose not the dart board!" P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ye one in the foot and another i think in the leg, i never found out... might have hit others but i dunno never found out kinda shot, they ran. /p3 Running is difficult with bullet wounds in the leg and foot. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) most of the time i just missed < i think i shot a total of seven bullets at moving targets on purpose,,, 2 hit> /p3 On purpose. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) not while gettting in a car with some oen driving, i admit not really "running away" but essentially the same thing. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah i hit two guys on purpose but how many of those guys are gonna call cops to press charges> theyre proabaly in trouble themselves /p3 Of course. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) dont believe it u dont want youd think of it dfferently if u were there tho, none of it matters much to me, i doubt if ill have to pay much money, there is only one major suit left, the krysaks P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) guy i hit with the car is the krysak family, theyre suting for HUGE hospital bills anf liability, my dad says over 100 thousand si what they want. /p3 Are you going to court or settling? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ummm to tell you the truth i duuno. i think my lawyer wants to settle out of court. i have to go to that depostion tomoorw or the next day, i think thats when they decide. /p3 To tell you the truth. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) youve enver known someoen to go to court over a fist fight before? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) to tell me the truth what? /p3 Oh, never mind. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) what?... /p3 Oh never mind. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) think its hog-wash? /p3 Seems like I'm saying "of course" a lot tonight. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) what???... P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) heh, whatever, it really isnt that important, thisll all be over soon. *** /ML *** No Massage Just Free Ribbon #3[T1:Omni Man (//) <--/ml P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ill be abel to go back to being a mdoem nerd again "whee" /p3 Oh joy. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) "modem geeks annonymous" P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) shyt its 230 gotta get up and call the lawyer, time to close the buffer, good night. /p3 Good night, Ted. It's been fun. /p3 And that I mean. /p3 Of course. /p3 To tell you the truth. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) take a quick check and see how many k that buffer is? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) still coming t' party if i can swing it? /p3 36.5K /p3 Yah sure. P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) gee thats a bigie, eh? P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) g'nite. /p3 Yah. #3[T1:Omni Man (//) q -->. - #3[T1:Omni Man (//:#032* |