Ted's Criminal Past

The following transcript was recorded on March 26, 1991, at about 1:00 am, by Kumquoto (Shelf Paper):

Sometimes I would
literally ask Ted
for a good "Ted"
story. He knew the
chat was being
recorded.
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Ted, talk about something really big.
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) phant trie to over charge me on his used
 commie, ill have to talk to him about that, lucky didnt buy
 it yet
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) tried
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) What was his price?
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) 130 for useless warez, a c64 and a 1541
/p3 Yeah.
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) oh, and a 1200 baud modem
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Dollars?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) how much would YOU pay for that all
 with the modem?
/p3 I wouldn't.
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes...hah
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Phantist is a shrewd businessman.
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) NOT!
This is not just
Ted being dumb.
Back then, 1200
bps was fast. Most
of us were running
at 300 baud. That
was all D-Dial
used.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) im buying it for jackal... he doesnt
 have alot of money and would really apreciate 1200bps.
 faugno says 100 tops, what u say?
/p3 Man, could you buy something for me too?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hehehehehehe. when my girl friend sold
 coke i had money up my ass i bought everyone everything, i
 used to buy faugno copmuter junk all the time. this is
 before i knew what a computer was
/p3 How much did she rake in, say, weekly?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i dunno.... i know what she gave ME was
 say, 500 a week just becuase she liked me.
/p3 Still got her number?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) shes dead. a year now.
We had a friend
whose last name
was Meagher,
pronounced "mar."
Therefore, any
word with an "ar"
sound in it was
altered to match.
For example, "bar"
became "beagher"
(which we would
pronounce like
"eager" with a
"b"). "Deaghern,"
of course, meant
"darn."
/p3 Deaghern.
/p3 How much did she leave you?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) think i would be stupid enough to date
 anyone else if she was still around??... heh i thought you
 knew, i met colleen 2 weeks after she died, people always
 wondered why i hung around with weirdos, now they know
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) she left me one thing, her motrocycle.
/p3 That's it? Man, why only that?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) kawasaki ninja 1100cc's. but i cant
 ride very well and i fucked it up, needs repairs
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) she died "suddenly"
/p3 Ah, one of those drive-by shootings, I suspect.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i dunno, that cycle is not a cheap
 machine.... all it needs is a new speedometer, new brakes
 and a right mirror and new paint job and shes all set.
/p3 So get 'er fixed.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) cocaine over does, they tried the drive
 bys, missed twice. they evene tried to drag her away in a
 straight jacket once, but she had, as you can guess a
 couple of "friends"... i just took the money, didnt ask
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i will one of thses days.
/p3 I didn't know they ever missed drive-bys.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i need $$ and i need to learn to ride
 it.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) neither did i, but i was told they
 "missed" usualy what the mean by "missed" is she got them
 before they got her. but what i was told is they "missed"
/p3 Oh she got them first, eh?
HRB, the Hard Rock
Bard, was a rather
large friend.
Enduro was another
friend, who liked
(and owned) guns.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) thats what i think.... she had a goon
 follower her around that would make HRB look like a weenie
 and he liked fire and fire power. he had a BIG gun..didnt
 know what kind, im not enduro-gun expert but it was big
/p3 Ah, ye olde bodyguard.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) but now i have no money and like a fool
 i spent it on my friends who have no intentions of paying
 me back. one kid owes me easily over 300
/p3 You fool.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i was told her was a pyromaniac, i was
 told not to ask questions.
/p3 So her goon blew them all away.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i did things like throw too many "beach
 parties"
/p3 Gee, Ted, how did you meet this girl?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i guess he did. form he look of him i
 think he ate them,
/p3 And what was his name?
A prep mixer was
a dance at
Fairfield Prep,
Ted's high school.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) prep mixer beleive it or not.
/p3 Aha. She was dealing.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) mike , they called him daltry... im not
 sure if that was his last name or becuase eh was a who
 fan...
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) perhaps. i met her, asked her to dance,
 she said "no, but wanna go out?" i was 15, she was 17 who
 was i to say no.
/p3 Yeah, who were you. So, did you buy any?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) she looked like average "i'm a st joes
 senior" type... yknow, pink sweater, blonde straight hair
 little leather shoes.... BIG leather jacket BIG friends BIG
 money.
/p3 BIG anything else?
/p3 and HOT!
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) buy any waht coke? no. she wouldnt let
 me get any where NEAR drugs. first drugs i took were after
 she died
/p3 To get over it, I suppose.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) semily big tits and a major attitude.
 5'9" at 36 28 20 wasnt bad < my guesses, not like i ever
 found out>
/p3 Oh. Ah.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes, actually to get over her, and
 colleen... ask john faugno, i looked like shyt
/p3 You mean you once looked good?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) he says he found stuff in my room and
 the place smelt like pot, i duuno if he ever found anything
 to, if it was there it was gone.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) not good, just "younger"
/p3 We all once looked younger, bozo.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hheheheheeh
/p3 Well, you're over her now.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i know.... to top it off 'daddy' was
 rich too...so any money she didnt have , steal , or sell
 for she could ask for. convient life style, no? most of
 those street fights i told every oen i was in...
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i watched mike pulp an army of people
 whil i knew him told the story, left out mike and replaced
 him with me...convient , no?
/p3 Very convient, yes.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah, i m...somtimes i think.... i did
 date her for over 2 years.... sometimes i think of her,
 sometimes i cant remember her, sometimes i cant forget, she
 was never very nice to me, but she gave me money
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no one beleives the stories, they all
 happened, just not me, him.
/p3 Of course. She just gave you money.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i saw him set fire to a house once. it
 was scary. i was drving by on the back of kris's bike and
 he was lighting it..... my dad read abou the fire in the
 news paper the next day i was shitiing bricks
/p3 That must hurt.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) well she gave me money, but she treated
 me like shit, she cut me once becasue i argued with her,
 and i "raised my voice". i didnt aruge again till i got
 bigger. mike told me she got scared of me cuz i got big
/p3 So, you went out with this girl and she paid you. That
 would make you a....
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) mike never talked much.... just
 "suggested" but ya knew what he meant if ya could figger it
 out... interesting pair, him n' her... wonder where that
 guy came from, reminds me of the biker in raising arizona!
/p3 The nose?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) never kissed her, never slept with her,
 just followed her around and did what she said, that makes
 me a weasel
/p3 So she didn't even get her money's worth.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nose?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) umm, no.
/p3 So, what do you mean by "did what she said," then?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) if she wanted it she could have had it.
 never made any moves tho, never wanted it i guss.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) "ted. shut up" ok. "ted give this man
 the breif case you are holding" ok. "ted, heres a gun, dont
 shoot it unless i tell you" ok. "ted im gonna teach you how
 to shoot" ok. "ted shoot him" ok.
/p3 "Ted shoot him"??
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i was a treible shot tho...
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ...yes, ted shoot him.
/p3 "ok."??
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) she told me to a few times..... most of
 the guys at prep <bill and john included. dont think im
 weird for no reason...there are a few good ones.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes, ok.... what was i gonna do say no?
/p3 And you did.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hey i sucked, i missed alot anyway
/p3 "a lot."
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i pulled the trigger, yes.
/p3 Ever hit anything?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah, alot.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yes.
/p3 ?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) alot.
/p3 Please continue.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i got to court tomorrow, lets put it
 that way <took long enough for the court to get the paper
 work>
/p3 You are charged with what?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah, i wont go to jail tho. my "self
 defense charge already passed" theyre calling it somethign
 like 'exessive use of force' rather than armed assault, i
 might have to pay fines tho.
/p3 Is this trial/hearing/whatever open to the public?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i think so... actually, i think
 tomorrow is what they call a depostion, whats that?
Here I obviously
had no idea of
what I was talking
about, but Ted
didn't seem to
notice.
/p3 Well, speaking only as a fan of L.A. Law, I believe a
 deposition is when the lawyers get together and chat about
 the case.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ok... hmmm. i have to make a
 "statement" or sumthing too.
/p3Yah, that.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) all the criminal charges <12 of them>
 are dropped. self defense prevailed. i just got a lot of
 "personal damages" law suits or sumthin'
/p3 What did you do?
/p3 "allegedly"
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) shot two men, knifed another, ran one
 over, severl fist fights and i "dropped" a man from a
 bridge.
/p3 Dropped a man from a bridge.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i thought i was arnold schwartz, but i
 wasnt strong enuff to hold him by one hand...
/p3 "I had to let him go."
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) he didnt die tho
/p3 Did any of them?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) right.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) except my quote was closer to "oops"
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) it looked easy in the movies
/p3 And the charges were dropped.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hospitals like me, i give them all
 sorts of easy to fix wounds they can chage mega money for
/p3 Yes, but how many kills?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah the charges were dropped all of
 em... excessive use of force is all thats left. he was
 bigger than me and it was an accidnet!. . got a witness to
 say i tried to catch him.
/p3 It was an accident. You accidently shot two guys, knifed
 another, ran over another, and dropped a guy from a bridge.
 I could just see Jimmy Smits saying "It was an accident."
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) 2 indirect kills. they were judged 'due
 to extrenuating circumsatnces', rather than 'murder one'
/p3 Two kills.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) the bridge was an accidnet
/p3 But ALL the charges were dropped.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) indirectly!
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) not my FAULT!
/p3 And how were they killed?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) except excessive force.
/p3 Bet you're parents are proud.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i ran one over and the other died from
 head wounds
/p3 "you're"?
/p3 "your"
/p3 Head wounds.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) Dad|"Great my son the juvenile
 delquient" i always hear that.
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 #1[T1:Hawk :#012*
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Hawk.
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Again.
#1[T1:Hawk ) yes me
#1[T1:Hawk ) again
#1[T1:Hawk ) is ted dead?
#1[T1:Hawk ) not crainally
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Doubt it.
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) dead?
#1[T1:Hawk ) we know he's brain dead..
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) head wounds. i punched him, alot.
/p3 Of course. And ran one over.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yep. ran one over with "the green
 car"... my dad asked me how the grill got dented, told him
 someone musta hit me in the parking lot
/p3 The green car. And the charges were dropped.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i had to rn the guy over tho, he was
 gonna shoot a friend o mine. that was ruled "neccessary
 defense of another, who couldn't defend himself" er sumthin
 like that <dunno technical terms>
The law firm of
Jacoby & Meyers
advertised on TV a
lot.
/p3 Of course. You must have a good lawyer. Which is it,
 Jacoby or Meyers?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i didnt fight for no reason, most of
 the time if i hadnt my asss would have been shooting
 daisys. it was ALL self defense, although i id take it a
 lil extreem a few times, but those were accidents. not
 premediat
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) mullins.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) my lawyer is mullins.
#1[T1:Hawk ) ahh
/p3 Never heard of him.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) speaking of which i need to call him in
 the morning <looking for number>
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hes a junior partner in some mega frim.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) firm
/p3 Of course.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) oops. mullin, not mullins.
#1[T1:Hawk ) so Ted want to suck my dick so I can tell you
 how to hack d-dial pws?
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i figgered.
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Ooh Ted, go for it.
/p3 Oops.
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) actually i thot it was shrtay
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ...... can i suck yer dogs while im at
 it?
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 #1
#1(T1:?) awww he changed it...
#1(T1:?) ehheee
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hrh
#1(T1:?) Slash Queue...
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 #1
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 #1[T1:Hawk :#012*
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) any way, non of it was premeditated and
 not my fault and i got blamed for half the stuff daltry
 did.
/p3 Well, that's not fair.
#1[T1:Hawk ) heh
"Re" meant "hello
again."
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) Re you.
#1[T1:Hawk ) ahh the fun the fun...Andy want ur pw's for the
 next 3 months?
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) What the hell are you doing?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no big deal tho.. i wasnt about to rush
 a gunman.. im a born n bred coward. so i ran over him.
/p3 Of course.
#1[T1:Hawk ) Me??
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) No, Penelope.
#1[T1:Ripley??) who ME??
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hah
#1[T1:Hawk ) heh
#1[T1:Hawk ) I just happened onto a printout...
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hah.
"Thanatos" was my
friend Bob.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) well waht ould you do if some one was
 say, trying to shoot thanatos and you had 305 hp at yer
 finger tips?
/p3 I wouldn't be in that situation, Ted.
#1[T1:Hawk ) ddial pw's to 93
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) The passwords are being changed.
#1[T1:Hawk ) But sib's changed the algorythm or what ever..
#1[T1:Hawk ) yeah....so
Here, Ted mis-
typed "/p2" and
accidentally sent
a public message,
instead of a
private one.
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) p2 but what if thanna was getting mugged
 while we was walking back to the car with some ding dongs
 from 7-11 and you ere waiting in the car and saw this?
 <thats what happened>
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) oppsie
/p3 That's what happened. Yes. You were in the car, and some
 guy with Ding Dongs was gonna be shot. Yes. And this girl
 told you to run over him.
P#1[T1:Hawk ) ANOTHER TED BUFFER??
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) theortically speaking, wouldnt you step
 on the gas?
/p1 How did you guess?
#1[T1:Hawk ) doo doo
Hawk, having seen
Ted's /p mistake,
immediately knew
he was missing out
on something good.
P#1[T1:Hawk ) heheheheheh I want a copy
/p1 Heh.
/p1 It's a good one, too.,
P#1[T1:Hawk ) about what this time?
/p1 Oh, about Ted's exploits in the film New Jack City.
#1[T1:Hawk ) soooooooooooooooooooo
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nonononono. no one told me to. it was
 my choice she wasnt there!.... that was an isolated
 incident, so was the bridge thing. and he was my friend
 <they guy gettign mugged> it had nuthing to do with my g/f
#1[T1:Hawk ) hmmm
P#1[T1:Hawk ) oh my
/p1 It's a documentary, you know.
#1[T1:Hawk ) oh my
#1[T1:Hawk ) oh my
/p3 Yes, of course, and so you ran him over. And managed not
 to hit your friend. This was one of this long-distance
 muggings.
#1[T1:Hawk ) oh my
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) <just drew awesome picture of super-hero
 type>
#1[T1:Hawk ) oh my
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#3[T1:Omni Man (//) cool
#2[T1:Shelf Paper) oh my
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nope, lucky. judt plain lucky...came
 damn close tho. friend was up against a wall sitting down.
 other guy wasnt
/p3 You're just something special, Ted.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nah, just real stupid.
/p3 No argument here.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) now you know someone who is stupid
 enough to park a buick on someones chest <didnt real...jsut
 'bunted him'..but bunting a man with a car does some
 seriour damaged... didnt RUN him over. kinda HIT him down>
/p3 He kinda died.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah he did, but it was several days
 l8r. he was quite alive when i called the police and the
 ambulance.
/p3 And what exactly did you say when you called?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i THINK he may have fractured his
 skull...
/p3 Gee, "he may have fractured his skull," not "I may have
 fractured his skull."
/p3 "with the green car."
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i called the police. told em there was
 two men down, a mugging. mugger still present. send an
 ambulnace. adress etc. explained when they got there.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i wasnt going that fast from a dead
 stop 30 feet away.
/p3 "Mugger still present." You talk like a movie.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) coulndt be more thabn, what 25-30?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) he shouldnt have died.
/p3 I suppose not.
/p3 That's why they call it "wrongful death."
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) how else was i supposed to say, hey if
 they say it like that on the movies i figgered the guy on
 the fone would understand, no?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) whats a wronful deth
/p3 Take a guess.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) when u werent supposed to die or had
 injuries that shoulndt have bennfatal?
/p3 When the death was not natural. You know, MURDER. The M
 word. What you did.
I was, and still
am, a big fan
of the word
"allegedly."
/p3 Allegedly.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i didnt murder anyone.... murder is a
 premeditated insatnt kill doa.
/p3 Of course.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yer taking things out of context, i was
 also a minor at the time.
/p3 Of course.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) "Oh, shaddap"
"Have you got a
labrador?" was a
reference to an
old Charlie Dog
cartoon, in which
Charlie insists
he's part labrador
retriever, but
can't prove it
without a labrador
to retrieve. Ted
didn't get the
reference.
/p3 Have you got a labrador?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) you can close yer buffer now, im tired
 and dont want to talk about court anymore
/p3 Aw, but this makes such good reading.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah i got a lab <kinda i think hes
 mixed with a LITTLE bit of something else> but hes mostly
 lab, black one, why?
/p3 Rhetorical question.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah, but im done now.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) wassat??
/p3 Ever write for television?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no. id like to.
/p3 Well, I'll sell you some good buffers of yourself, if
 you need some ideas.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) hmmm. think i did weird things,
 shudahave talked to mike.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) theyre all in my head, i dodnt need
 copies of my original work.
/p3 Original work.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) but like i said now all i got is a
 bunch o fines.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) or law suits.
/p3 Well, good luck in court. Let me know how things turn
 out. I'd like a transcript, if that's at all possible.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) heheheeh. what part dont you believe?
/p3 The part where you're talking to me in /p's.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i dunno, can you get transcipts?
/p3 Probably.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ahahahahahahahaha. my girl friend
 started a lot of weird things, ask john ro bill, i had ALOT
 of money from NO where
/p3 Well, go get some more. I could use some.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i ALWAYS got my ass kicked. wish i
 couldda been mike er someone else. they seemed to always
 grunt and people cleared the streets.
/p3 They'd be good to have around during rush hour.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) YOU could sue some???? what, you
 sugesting i get another drug filled girlfriend and hopes
 she sells alot of dope? i like my current. shes cool. could
 sell drugs if she wanted, but i asked her not to.
/p3 You fool, and all the money you're missing out on.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) who, guys like daltry? ahahahah <GRUNT>
 >no cars<
The fact that our
conversations were
being recorded and
distributed never
seemed to deter
Ted.
/p3 Yes, Ted, let's spell it out perfectly so that the
 people who read this buffer needn't think for themselves.
/p3 "So, he'd grunt and clear the street, so during rush
 hor, when the street is crowded , you could get him to
 grunt, and then the street would clear, and then you could
 go on without traffic."
/p3 "Got that, all you buffer readers?"
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah but i dont need a repeat,
 michelels always telling em how easy itd be for her to sell
 drugs.... hmmmmm. say they guy i dropped from the bridge,
 that was less than a story... im sure u have fallen farther
/p3 Have I?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) well, the grunting part is obviously
 and exxageration.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) its not that far. you could've fallen
 off a tree house er sumthing and fallen farther
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) <its not like i looked for a good
 bridge to push him over. it was just kinda there> "excuse
 me this brdige isnt tall eniff to push u off of, would u
 mind relocating to a more suitable bridge?"
/p3 So you lifted him up, brought him over the rail, and let
 go.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no. i just leverage, pushed him over..
 cauhgt hold of his leg as he went over and tried to hold
 him there but wasnt strong enuff
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) durr just = got
/p3 Poor guy.
/p3 So, how's he doing now?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) he hit me. so i hit him back. i just
 happened to knock him off the bridge <the railing was not
 even as high as his waist. wasnt too hard to knock him
 over>
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) slight limp i think.
/p3 Do you see him still?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yah right, if i did hed probably shoot
 first and see if it was mistaken identity later. <assuming
 he carries a gun now>
/p3 Of course.
/p3 Are you enjoying this as much as I and the thousands of
 readers out ther are?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) you actaully think its that impossible
 for me to have kncoked a guy over a railing in a fist
 fight?.... i mean what are the cops gonna say, they took us
 both and called the parents "yer sons were fighting"
/p3 Did I say it was impossible?
/p3 That's not the only story you've told tonight, as well.
I don't see how I
could possibly
have taken these
stories out of
context if I've
presented them
exactly as Ted
told them to me.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) nah, its borng to me, yer taking it out
 of context. these are things that just kind happened to me.
 havent you ever been with a friend and say acidnetally hurt
 him? once a freind of mine lit a <cont>
/p3 I've never accidently run him over and killed him, no.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) firecracker to close to my other friend
 and the fuse was real short, he didnt know, it wasnt his
 fault <fortuanately matt wasnt really hurt, but coullda
 blow a finger off>
/p3 Well, that's a more believable story.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah but alot of people have hit people
 with cars and didnt really mean to do that much damage. it
 was an acidnet
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) firecracker, i pushed someone off a
 bridge. the bridge was that high...its not that starnge.
/p3 And you were trained to shoot on command. Let's not
 forget that one. Or two.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) i was 16. it was just something that
 happened ina fight.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) no i wasnt trained, she said shoot a
 few times .... so i did, but i didnt hit much cuz i cant
 shoot.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) people arent gonna stand there while i
 aim... the best i ever did i think was i got someone in the
 foot
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) or the leg maybe.
/p3 You said previously that you shot two guys.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) im blind in one eye, hard enouff for me
 to see <borm with bad eyesight> you should see me play
 darts! 6"hey thats my nose not the dart board!"
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ye one in the foot and another i think
 in the leg, i never found out... might have hit others but
 i dunno never found out kinda shot, they ran.
/p3 Running is difficult with bullet wounds in the leg and
 foot.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) most of the time i just missed < i
 think i shot a total of seven bullets at moving targets on
 purpose,,, 2 hit>
/p3 On purpose.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) not while gettting in a car with some
 oen driving, i admit not really "running away" but
 essentially the same thing.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) yeah i hit two guys on purpose but how
 many of those guys are gonna call cops to press charges>
 theyre proabaly in trouble themselves
/p3 Of course.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) dont believe it u dont want youd think
 of it dfferently if u were there tho, none of it matters
 much to me, i doubt if ill have to pay much money, there is
 only one major suit left, the krysaks
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) guy i hit with the car is the krysak
 family, theyre suting for HUGE hospital bills anf
 liability, my dad says over 100 thousand si what they want.
/p3 Are you going to court or settling?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ummm to tell you the truth i duuno. i
 think my lawyer wants to settle out of court. i have to go
 to that depostion tomoorw or the next day, i think thats
 when they decide.
/p3 To tell you the truth.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) youve enver known someoen to go to
 court over a fist fight before?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) to tell me the truth what?
/p3 Oh, never mind.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) what?...
/p3 Oh never mind.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) think its hog-wash?
/p3 Seems like I'm saying "of course" a lot tonight.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) what???...
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) heh, whatever, it really isnt that
 important, thisll all be over soon.
 
*** /ML ***
 
 No Massage
 
Just Free Ribbon
 
 
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) <--/ml
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) ill be abel to go back to being a mdoem
 nerd again "whee"
/p3 Oh joy.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) "modem geeks annonymous"
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) shyt its 230 gotta get up and call the
 lawyer, time to close the buffer, good night.
/p3 Good night, Ted. It's been fun.
/p3 And that I mean.
/p3 Of course.
/p3 To tell you the truth.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) take a quick check and see how many k
 that buffer is?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) still coming t' party if i can swing
 it?
/p3 36.5K
/p3 Yah sure.
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) gee thats a bigie, eh?
P#3[T1:Omni Man (//) g'nite.
/p3 Yah.
#3[T1:Omni Man (//) q
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