The following transcript was recorded on September 15, 1991, at about 12:50 am, by Kumquoto:

Anne was "Ribbon."	#4[T1:Kumquoto) Anne has a PW? Wow. #3[T1:Ribbon) dont say it loud greg might hear u.
Greg was going out with Anne.	#0<T1:Mike) GREG this !! #1[T1:Nh><>RedSox) HEY GREG, ANNE HAS A PW #3[T1:Ribbon) now mike be nice #0<T1:Mike) if he told you to jump off a bridge,you'd do it #3[T1:Ribbon) i would not #4[T1:Kumquoto) She'd ask, "Which bridge?"
Kelley used to slap me a lot. Kelley had a lot of boyfriends.	#3[T1:Ribbon) Andy(slap) #4[T1:Kumquoto) Oh, Anne, you're just not Kelley. #3[T1:Ribbon) i dont go from boyfriend to boyfriend..yeah  your right #4[T1:Kumquoto) Yeah, Anne, you stay with the same dud  forever. (No typo.) #3[T1:Ribbon) thats how it should be #1[T1:Nh><>RedSox) "hey, i'd jump off a bridge for that dud" #4[T1:Kumquoto) I mean, come on, Greg???? GREG???? Jeez. #1[T1:Nh><>RedSox) .p4 at least it wasnt Phantist or SS. #4[T1:Kumquoto) .p1 True, but she could still do far better. #3[T1:Ribbon) if i went out with Phantist or SS i would jump  off a bridge